Michael S
I love a disaster film but feel this may have been a Jordanian government flick based on what happened supported by dodge...
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01/04/24
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Allie S
This movie was terrible! The actors were fine, but the script was too much based on American stereotypes: spoiled kids, rotten disobedient teenagers, argumentative parents, and it's my way or the highway attitudes. One of the worst parts of the movie was when the girl finds a warm spring inside a volcano; not once does she envision that the water might be acidic, and plunges right in with her family following behind. The whole family could have been dissolved because of her stupidity. All the way throughout the movie one could see, and hear all the negative stereotypes people have of Americans aka rude, disrespectful, snide, ungrateful, silly, and that was just the kids……..don't get me started on the parents.
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07/10/23
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Interstellar K
This is the most masterful film of all time.
It is absolutely perfect in every possible way.
You need to watch this before you die.
Top 3 films of history.
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06/30/23
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Probably the biggest load of carp I've ever had the misfortune to watch. And that's from someone who used to go to ABC Saturday Morning Picture Shows in the early 60s.
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01/21/23
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Hilariously bad.
Plot, script and acting all just truly awful.
As others have said, it is so bad, it's good.
A good 'pandemic lockdown' film.
At any other time, you'd be more usefully occupied cleaning the fridge or repainting the skirting boards.
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02/01/23
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Without a doubt, the funniest movie of the 21st century! I was genuinely concerned that my laughter would waken the neighbors. Many spoilers ahead, but they won't lessen your enjoyment of this comic masterpiece.
"Age of Ice" is about an earthquake in the Middle East that causes freezing temps, snow, ice, and basketball-sized hail in Egypt. A family of 4 (Americans?) tries desperately to reach "the evacuation site," located "on the Red Sea" (a little vague if your lives are in peril). Along the way, they, of course, pick up some locals, including the son of the Jordanian Minister of Defense (this will prove to be convenient more than once--first, Dad sends a plane to pick them up, but...complications).
They encounter many hazards, the most awesome of which is the Great Pyramid of Giza with a snowdrift covering the leeward side. (Only the top is visible above the snow.) Their 10 yo son, Dylan, slides down the 400' drift; his father follows to rescue him. "Dylan, are you alright?" (Neither are harmed in any way, nor is there snow on their clothes.) This will not be the last time Dylan is in peril. ["Dylan, are you alright?" would be a great drinking game during this film, except that the contestants would die of alcohol poisoning, even if they're only sipping Bud Lite.]
After surmounting many more ridiculous obstacles (would you believe a dam 200' tall holding back a lake that's frozen solid? That earthquake caused some serious, freaking cold!), they come upon what they believe to be a ravine but is actually an 80' cliff overlooking the Red Sea! Sliding down the rocky cliff face (without a scratch on anyone), they are rescued by the Jordanian navy (Thanks, Dad!), which has set up "the evacuation site" on the beach in a 10x10 popup tent they bought at Sam's Club. (Just guessing.) [Wide shot of blazing sun behind the flotilla of ships. Fade to black.] PS: Don't miss "the camel farm."
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01/30/23
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