Armor

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Andrew G Worst Stallone film he ever made. Basically stands there looking like he is sucking on lemons for most of the film. God knows where they got the other ‘no name actors’ who have faces only a mother could love. Shocking special effects with attempted CGI popgun smoke coming out of the gun barrels during firing and as for the storyline, simply woeful. Slow, lack lustre, boring, simple, shallow, cheap, are just some of the words that come to mind. I can only assume Stallone was desperate to pay an outstanding tax bill or he has let his ego write cheques that’s his body and acting cannot deliver. Time to retire gracefully buddy before you completely destroy your legacy. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 06/06/25 Full Review Yogev K Absolute dogshit, the acting is terrible, the whole movie is just an GMC commercial I wish I could get my time back (and I walked out mid film) Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/08/25 Full Review אמיר ס This is a movie with a concept that sounds interesting, starts off well, but ends with a conclusion that's unrelated and far too predictable. The first half of the movie more or less manages to hold things together, but from the middle onward, it just goes downhill. More of the same, and even Stallone doesn’t manage to save this one — though, in my opinion, his character is written a bit more interestingly than the rest. It's a film that’s hard to recommend because it has a lot of issues. My advice: if you're just looking for some background action, it's passable for that purpose. But if you want something better, pick another movie — this one doesn’t deliver. As for the cinematography, it’s done at an okay level overall, but it’s not without its flaws either. In summary, it’s a bad movie, though not quite on the level of 2025's Snow White or 2003's The Room. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 05/04/25 Full Review Chris J Dreadful. So many plot holes. An awful movie. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/25/25 Full Review Anth M Hadn't expected too much from this, but I still came away disappointed. Awful script, awful dialogue, special effects that aren't special in anyway, and some awful awful acting. Why Stallone and Patrick are putting their names to trash like this is beyond me. At 90 minutes running time it was still 80 minutes too long. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 04/21/25 Full Review Adam G After 30 mins I decided I can't waste any more of my life on this drivvle. Still longer than it must have taken to write the script. Initially I thought it might have promise but once the action scenes start it becomes instantly ridiculous. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/21/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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