Beer for My Horses

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Beer for My Horses

PG-13

2008

1h 33m

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Adventure

Comedy

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Deputy Sheriff "Rack" Racklin (Toby Keith) arrests Tito Garza (Greg Serano) for stealing fertilizer to make crystal meth. Tito's drug-lord brother, Manuel (Carlos Sanz), vows revenge and kidnaps Rack's girlfriend, Annie (Claire Forlani). Manuel takes her to Mexico and holds her for ransom. Rack ignores his boss's (Tom Skerritt) orders and embarks on a trip to Mexico to rescue Annie. He takes Tito and two friends (Ted Nugent, Rodney Carrington) along for the ride.

Christopher Orr

The Atlantic

Despite its generally genial, boys-will-be-boys air, there are a few scenes and storylines that lodge in the mind unpleasantly.

Jan 19, 2017

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Joe Leydon

Variety

Even ticketbuyers with a hearty appetite for hayseed humor may be repulsed by the coarse cornpone tomfoolery of Beer for My Horses.

Aug 8, 2008

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Amy Nicholson

Boxoffice Magazine

Michael Salomon traffics in easy plot points like kidnapped damsels and land-grubbing farm barons (Barry Corbin), paired with casual sexism, copious booze and uncomfortable bigotry.

Rated: 2.5/5

Aug 8, 2008

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Richard Propes

TheIndependentCritic.com

Beer For My Horses is neither entertaining nor funny.

Rated: 1.0/4.0

Sep 2, 2020

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Neil Pond

American Profile

A hayseed hodgepodge of clichd plotting, racist stereotyping, vulgar humor, cartoonish acting, clumsy drama and shameless product placement.

Rated: 1/5

Sep 28, 2011

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Simon Foster

sbs.com.au

Good lord, even the poster tagline is repugnant - "Vigilante justice - it's a blast!"

Aug 9, 2010

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Gabriel M

I love Toby Keith’s music. It’s still sad he’s gone. Now, regarding with this movie, I remember getting the DVD from the library and I don’t think I payed attention and just turned it off. The editing and camerawork are terrible. I just researched the reception and I can now understand why this film didn’t do well. I have no plans on seeing his other movie “Broken Bridges” and I think both of his films should’ve been rated R.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/18/25

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Stephen C

Funny in 1 hour and 33 minutes!!!!!!!!!!! Rated PG-13 for Some Violence, Language, Drug Content, Brief Nudity, Sexual Dialogue and Sexual Humor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

06/16/25

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Audience Member

Fun movie, not oscar material but not intended to be.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

01/22/23

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Audience Member

Horrible. Just horrible.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/22/23

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Audience Member

Corny red neck movie

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/26/23

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Audience Member

I honestly have no idea how I sat through the whole thing.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/27/23

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Synopsis

Deputy Sheriff "Rack" Racklin (Toby Keith) arrests Tito Garza (Greg Serano) for stealing fertilizer to make crystal meth. Tito's drug-lord brother, Manuel (Carlos Sanz), vows revenge and kidnaps Rack's girlfriend, Annie (Claire Forlani). Manuel takes her to Mexico and holds her for ransom. Rack ignores his boss's (Tom Skerritt) orders and embarks on a trip to Mexico to rescue Annie. He takes Tito and two friends (Ted Nugent, Rodney Carrington) along for the ride.

Director: Michael Salomon
Producer: Toby Keith, Donald Zuckerman
Screenwriter: Rodney Carrington, Toby Keith
Distributor: Roadside Attractions
Production Co: CMT Films, Show Dog Productions
Rating: PG-13 (Some Violence|Language|Drug Content|Brief Nudity|Sexual Dialogue|Sexual Humor)
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 8, 2008, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 19, 2016
Box Office (Gross USA): $666.0K
Runtime: 1h 33m
Sound Mix: Dolby SRD
Aspect Ratio: Flat (1.85:1)