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Dirt Merchant

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Kurt "Dirt" Merchant (Danny Masterson) loses his low-level position at a record label. He goes on to secure a job delivering summonses to individuals at their homes. One day, his job finds him bringing papers to a rock star named Johnny Decay (Wade Carpenter). Dirt arrives to find Decay dead, and, as luck would have it, the cops turn up at the same time. Finding himself a murder suspect, Dirt becomes an amateur detective and sets out to clear his name.

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Clifford W First of all you guys over jump my age by decades. Second I produced this movie it's a blast! Rated 5 out of 5 stars 06/19/23 Full Review Clifford E W Was longest running film on Showtime ever , a comedy, 10 years on showtime because of the stunt casting jacuzzi scene Rated 5 out of 5 stars 06/08/23 Full Review Audience Member For being a low-budget movie, this one wasn't too bad. It wasn't anything I'd want to see more than once, but if you're a fan of dark humor, you'll probably find it enjoyable. Also, it's nice to see Danny Masterson in a starring role besides that of Hyde on That '70s Show. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member Mildly entertaining, just not much substance. Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/17/23 Full Review Audience Member I don't wanna say it, because I really liked Danny Masterson in That 70s show but this is one of the worst movies I have seen in my entire life. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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B.J. Nelson

Director

Danny Masterson

Dirt Merchant

David Faustino

Sponge

David DeLuise

Sly

Julie Benz

Angie

Brion James

Detective Harry Ball
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Synopsis Kurt "Dirt" Merchant (Danny Masterson) loses his low-level position at a record label. He goes on to secure a job delivering summonses to individuals at their homes. One day, his job finds him bringing papers to a rock star named Johnny Decay (Wade Carpenter). Dirt arrives to find Decay dead, and, as luck would have it, the cops turn up at the same time. Finding himself a murder suspect, Dirt becomes an amateur detective and sets out to clear his name.
Director
B.J. Nelson
Producer
B.J. Nelson, David Peipers, Ed Sanders, Clifford E. Wright
Screenwriter
B.J. Nelson
Genre
Comedy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Jul 1, 2017
Runtime
1h 30m