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Goldirocks

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A promiscuous woman (Sasha Ormond) tries to sleep with three members of a music group.

Critics Reviews

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Geoff Pevere Toronto Star 06/04/2004
2/5
This is a tiny movie, and it is marred by tentative performances and Tiberius' fondness for stock sitcom cuteness and the bada-bing punchline punctuation of scenes. Go to Full Review Rick Groen Globe and Mail 06/04/2004
1.5/4
Goldirocks doesn't. Doesn't rock, doesn't roll, doesn't do much of anything except live down to that lame pun in the title. Go to Full Review Jim Slotek Jam! Movies 06/04/2004
2.5/5
Despite its thin veneer of grit, deep down the bar-rock fable Goldirocks is as hardcore as a puppy. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

Audience Reviews

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11/26/2019 Harsh reviews from Toronto’s dailies. What do they know. In 2019 nobody buys print anyway. Watching this early millennium entry now stands up as a cool garage band story with a charming set of actors delivering authentic lines. A time capsule of the good old days at Lee’s palace. Worth a watch if you can find it. And whatever happened to Sasha Ormond, the actor who plays Goldi and delivering a spectacular rendition of Teenage Head’s “Let’s Shake” wow! See more Read all reviews
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Cast & Crew

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Paula Tiberius

Director

Sasha Ormond

Goldi

Greg LeGros

Miles

Laura Kim

Lil

Dominick Abrams

Adler

Dru Viergever

Darby
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Goldirocks

Goldirocks (2003) Goldirocks (2003) Goldi & Miles Goldi Live in Concert Goldi, Lil, & Rhonda Sasha Ormond as Goldi Sasha Ormond as Goldi Producer Lisa Hayes & Writer/Director Paula Tiberius Band from the Film - "Neglected" Writer/Director Paula Tiberius View more photos

Movie Info

Synopsis A promiscuous woman (Sasha Ormond) tries to sleep with three members of a music group.
Director
Paula Tiberius
Producer
Lisa Hayes
Screenwriter
Paula Tiberius
Distributor
Domino Film & Television
Production Co
Hazy Pictures
Genre
Comedy, Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
May 28, 2004, Original
Release Date (Streaming)
May 9, 2017
Runtime
1h 34m
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