Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Released Jun 10, 2001

1h 25m

Comedy

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Jesus (Phil Caracas) uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

John Tones

Espinof

We are in a game, and we should not demand more than fun, good humor and an acid point, and with that we are well served. [Full Review in Spanish]

Jun 10, 2019

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Rob Gonsalves

Rob's Movie Vault

It will offend those who are offended by the very title; it will probably thrill those who take one look at the title and immediately want to see the film.

Rated: B+

May 27, 2006

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Film Threat

Rated: 4/5

Dec 6, 2005

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Emanuel Levy

EmanuelLevy.Com

Rated: 2/5

Aug 21, 2005

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Ken Hanke

Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

The results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull.

Rated: 3.5/5

Jun 22, 2005

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MaryAnn Johanson

Flick Filosopher

[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with...

Nov 2, 2004

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james

The wordplay of Rasputin was the absolute highlight of this film; sent me to another planet. The rest of the movie felt like an LSD trip gone very right with a healthful amount of lesbian vampires in it.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

11/28/23

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Ava N

Where do I even start with this one, it's a masterpiece. Like I don't even know what to say about it it's so fun, the fact that it was made in 2002 makes everything about it so much better. The fight scenes, all the wacky characters, the music, it's all great and I don't know why the audience score is so low. If you haven't seen it I implore you to go watch it, it is well worth your time if you like this type of movie. Also it has actual LGBT representation, I'm not joking it's an essential part of the plot.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

06/30/23

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simp de najimi o

god tremenda obra maestra

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

03/08/23

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Joseph K

You know by the title exactly what kind of movie you are getting, a tasty fun romp that piss off the uptight segment of America. This is the movie you have to turn on for Thanksgiving when you have your religious relatives over.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

09/19/22

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Audience Member

It was like a D rated tromoville film but without a toxic avenger. This should have gone straight to betamax. The only bright side was the performance of Johnny Vegas in his titular performance of Johnny Vegas.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/18/23

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Audience Member

I would've given this move zero stars if it wasn't for Mary Magnum and her right red pleather jumpsuit. Every scene with her in it made it bearable to watch. No matter how many cones I smoked this movie was terrible but oh god Mary made it worth it.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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Lee Demarbre

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Phil Caracas

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Murielle Varhelyi

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Maria Moulton

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Ian Driscoll

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Synopsis

Jesus (Phil Caracas) uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

Director: Lee Demarbre
Screenwriter: Ian Driscoll
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jun 10, 2001, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 23, 2017
Runtime: 1h 25m

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