Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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Turtle N @RT50565911 Apr 11 Watching this over 20 years later after its much anticipated release, it still holds up to the test of time. A cinematic master piece that has all the elements of a great film. From the innovative framing, to the astounding acting, the soul moving sound track, the indescribably dubious plot, that sprinkles in just the right amount of stereotypes to make for the most entertaining film of the 21st century. Must watch for atheists, christians and lesbians alike. See more Carl B @Wooters Mar 1 Now this is what I call cinema. See more Jane B @JaneEllen Feb 25 Every decision I’ve ever made in my entire life led me to watching this movie and it was all worth it. An absolute masterpiece. Monty Python would have loved this movie. See more Movie C @RT86524556 11/20/2024 I love this movie more than life itself. I love it more than my wife and kids. It completes me as a person. There is groundbreaking cinematography, on par with the likes of the matrix and the godfather and other classic movies. It is truly the greatest movie known to man. This should be considered the third testament of the holy bible (god bless America). Viewing this masterpiece is a life changing experience. The Oscars were a clean out at this movie. I rewatch it every day. You must watch this movie. If I could, I’d wipe all my memories from when I popped out of my mom’s ass just to watch it for the first time again. It converted me to Christianity. Even John 11:20 claims ‘thou must observe and greet the light the lord brings to the world if thou wishes to truly follow him.’ That light is this movie. I will never look at a lesbian again without thinking of the suffering she goes through as the prime meal for vampires. My heart goes out to them as they must live in fear. Amen. See more simp de najimi o @izzystradlin 03/08/2023 god tremenda obra maestra See more 03/19/2022 It was like a D rated tromoville film but without a toxic avenger. This should have gone straight to betamax. The only bright side was the performance of Johnny Vegas in his titular performance of Johnny Vegas. See more Read all reviews

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