Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

2001

1h 25m

Comedy

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Jesus (Phil Caracas) uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

John Tones

Espinof

06/10/2019

We are in a game, and we should not demand more than fun, good humor and an acid point, and with that we are well served. [Full Review in Spanish]

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Rob Gonsalves

Rob's Movie Vault

05/27/2006

B+

It will offend those who are offended by the very title; it will probably thrill those who take one look at the title and immediately want to see the film.

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Film Threat

12/06/2005

4/5

Emanuel Levy

EmanuelLevy.Com

08/21/2005

2/5

Ken Hanke

Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

06/22/2005

3.5/5

The results are uneven and occasionally mind-bogglingly bad (which is partly the point), but they're never what you'd call dull.

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MaryAnn Johanson

Flick Filosopher

11/02/2004

[B]izarre and funny and full of the good Jesus stuff that no one could argue with...

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Movie C

11/20/2024

I love this movie more than life itself. I love it more than my wife and kids. It completes me as a person. There is groundbreaking cinematography, on par with the likes of the matrix and the godfather and other classic movies. It is truly the greatest movie known to man. This should be considered the third testament of the holy bible (god bless America). Viewing this masterpiece is a life changing experience. The Oscars were a clean out at this movie. I rewatch it every day. You must watch this movie. If I could, I’d wipe all my memories from when I popped out of my mom’s ass just to watch it for the first time again. It converted me to Christianity. Even John 11:20 claims ‘thou must observe and greet the light the lord brings to the world if thou wishes to truly follow him.’ That light is this movie. I will never look at a lesbian again without thinking of the suffering she goes through as the prime meal for vampires. My heart goes out to them as they must live in fear. Amen.

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simp de najimi o

03/08/2023

god tremenda obra maestra

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Joseph K

09/02/2022

You know by the title exactly what kind of movie you are getting, a tasty fun romp that piss off the uptight segment of America. This is the movie you have to turn on for Thanksgiving when you have your religious relatives over.

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03/19/2022

It was like a D rated tromoville film but without a toxic avenger. This should have gone straight to betamax. The only bright side was the performance of Johnny Vegas in his titular performance of Johnny Vegas.

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12/06/2020

I would've given this move zero stars if it wasn't for Mary Magnum and her right red pleather jumpsuit. Every scene with her in it made it bearable to watch. No matter how many cones I smoked this movie was terrible but oh god Mary made it worth it.

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07/01/2020

The best B-movie ever made about Jesus

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Lee Demarbre

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Phil Caracas

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Murielle Varhelyi

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Maria Moulton

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Ian Driscoll

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Synopsis

Jesus (Phil Caracas) uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.

Director: Lee Demarbre
Screenwriter: Ian Driscoll
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Jun 10, 2001, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 23, 2017
Runtime: 1h 25m

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