Jonah Lives

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Audience Member This film is terrible! The script feels like it was written by a violent (and seriously disturbed) 10 year old. Lines are clunky and the story is just stupid. The acting is bad, tragically bad in fact. You can tell that the "actors" really are trying hard to give a convincing performance but they are failing miserably. The effects are also laughably bad. I don't expect Hollywood visuals from a low budget film but I expect to see better than red coloured blood being poured onto the victim that it is supposed to be coming from. In some slight defence to the film, it is supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek (at least I think it is) but this hasn't been done well enough to give the feeling of this being a slasher spoof and as a result, just makes the film look even more idiotic. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Jesus wept, that was awful. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/08/23 Full Review Audience Member Slow burner horror movie where you sometimes can't leave your past behind! Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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