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Marriage Bites

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In a desperate attempt to reignite their stale romance, Martin and Linda embark on a mission to revitalize their 'till-death-do-us-part' marriage. But their efforts hit a snag when Martin is unexpectedly bitten by a vampire, turning their marital woes into a bloody, hilarious nightmare. Now, as Martin wrestles with a sudden craving for necks. Linda must trade in her self-help books for "Vampires for Dummies". They'll test every ridiculous vampire theory in the book, all while trying to protect their unsuspecting town from an undead uprising and keep their relationship from truly going to hell in a handbasket... or coffin.

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Meredith Jill Brown Upcoming Horror Movies Jan 22
7/10
This horror comedy is needed in the push for more satirical vampire flicks to steer us away from the overloaded bells and whistles circling a typical blockbuster fanger film.   Go to Full Review
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Lee L. @LeeLee1990 Jan 22 "Marriage Bites" is an absolute gem of a film! From start to finish, it captivates with its unique blend of humor and heartfelt moments. Grayson Thorne Kilpatrick truly shines in his role, showcasing incredible talent and charisma. His chemistry with Todd, played by Quinn Gardner, and Milton, portrayed by Darren Ewing, is nothing short of spectacular. Their interactions bring a delightful energy that keeps you engaged throughout the movie. The storyline is refreshingly original, weaving together themes of love, friendship, and the complexities of relationships in a way that's both entertaining and relatable. The witty dialogue and well-timed comedic moments had me laughing out loud, while the more emotional scenes tugged at my heartstrings. If you're looking for a film that combines laughter, warmth, and memorable performances, "Marriage Bites" is a must-see. It’s the kind of movie you’ll want to watch again and again, and it's sure to leave a lasting impression. Don't miss out on this fantastic cinematic experience! See more Sherry L. @SherryLee Jan 22 "Marriage Bites," featuring the talented Ashley Hargrove and Joe Komara, is a captivating horror film that weaves in just the right amount of comedy to keep things engaging. The story revolves around a couple whose routine married life takes a sinister turn when they find themselves facing supernatural forces. Hargrove and Komara deliver powerful performances that reflect both the tension of their unraveling relationship and the eerie circumstances that surround them. Their chemistry shines through, allowing the audience to empathize with their struggles amidst the chaos. The film's writing stands out, skillfully balancing moments of genuine terror with touches of humor that provide brief relief from the chilling atmosphere. This clever blend keeps viewers on edge while also eliciting the occasional laugh, making the horror feel even more pronounced. Visually, "Marriage Bites" excels in creating an unsettling ambiance that perfectly complements its narrative. The cinematography captures the stark contrast between the couple's mundane life and the creeping dread of the supernatural, heightening the film's impact. The tonal shifts are expertly managed, ensuring that while the film delves deep into horror, it doesn’t shy away from moments of levity that make the characters relatable. The pacing is tight, maintaining suspense while delivering unexpected twists that keep the audience guessing. In summary, "Marriage Bites" is a thrilling horror film that expertly intertwines comedy, leaving viewers both terrified and entertained. It’s a must-see for fans of the genre, showcasing the exceptional talents of its stars and the creative vision behind the story. Prepare for a chilling experience that explores the darker sides of marriage! See more Sherry K @skilpatrick40 Jan 22 "Marriage Bites" is a fantastic independent horror-comedy that is both genuinely funny and surprisingly insightful. The film takes the everyday tensions and absurdities of marriage and dials them up to eleven. At its core, the movie is a well-crafted genre-bender. It successfully balances moments of genuinely creepy horror with sharp, situational comedy. The real strength of the film lies in its cast. Ashley Hargrove delivers a standout performance, anchoring the story with a relatable blend of exasperation and tenacity. Joe Komara is the perfect comedic foil, handling the escalating chaos with pitch-perfect timing. If you are looking for a unique film that defies expectations, delivers solid laughs, and offers a fun twist on the horror genre, "Marriage Bites" is an absolute must-see. See more Sherry L @GTKPR Jan 22 "Marriage Bites" is an independent horror-comedy that brilliantly navigates the complexities of marriage through a lens of absurdity and humor. The standout performances of Ashley Hargrove and Joe Komara, which contribute to the film's unique blend of humor and horror. The film tells the story of Martin (Joe Komara) and Linda (Ashley Hargrove), a couple whose once-vibrant romance has faded into a monotonous routine. In an effort to rekindle their connection, they embark on a journey of self-discovery. However, their plans take a wild turn when Martin is unexpectedly bitten by a vampire, thrusting the couple into a chaotic mix of comedy and horror. "Ashley Hargrove as Linda" delivers a compelling performance that expertly balances humor with emotional depth. "Marriage Bites" is a refreshing and entertaining horror-comedy that delves into the intricacies of love and commitment. it stands out as a unique entry in the independent film scene. A Must-See!!!! See more Read all reviews
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Synopsis In a desperate attempt to reignite their stale romance, Martin and Linda embark on a mission to revitalize their 'till-death-do-us-part' marriage. But their efforts hit a snag when Martin is unexpectedly bitten by a vampire, turning their marital woes into a bloody, hilarious nightmare. Now, as Martin wrestles with a sudden craving for necks. Linda must trade in her self-help books for "Vampires for Dummies". They'll test every ridiculous vampire theory in the book, all while trying to protect their unsuspecting town from an undead uprising and keep their relationship from truly going to hell in a handbasket... or coffin.
Director
Quinn Gardner
Producer
Ian Aberle
Screenwriter
Ashley Hargrove
Genre
Comedy, Horror
Original Language
English