Noah's Shark

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K H Possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Please tell me this is a joke Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/20/25 Full Review Chris C This movie changed my life for the better Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Harold B Noah's shark was very educational and entertaining whilst there still being intense scenes Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Isaiah Y Well, this was certainly… something! I'll just start from the top. The CGI and effects—it was a brave idea to get such a demanding plot with such little capabilities. I wanted to cry the moment saw the intro, not at of fear or sadness, put if awe. And resourceful was definitely not what the directors had, the camera shots, the dialogue. In the beginning, when the random girl got done with her porn-like rant about being possessed and needing an exorcism , you could literally see the fake face they edited on to her, you didn't bother to find a good image even, it was ridiculous. I could see it cut off on the top. And the fake rain, like — you didn't even have a hose? And the growling sound, wooh lawd. I'm writing this as I watch it, and I already feel my brain cells dissolving as we go further. The shark effects?? It looks like you dropped a toy shark in a puddle, and had someone used a puppet to control it. Congratulations, I feel like I'm watching a sad roblox story on youtube that a 12 year old made. This is where my review ends, I'm afraid I might actually go brain dead if I continue to watch. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 07/25/23 Full Review Johnathon W Another negative budget film that has no creativity, plot or humor. Hard pass, even if it's free on Tubi. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/18/23 Full Review Andrew M Honestly it didn't seem like a movie, more like a documentary, it was boring. Don't recommend Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 12/17/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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