Noah's Shark

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TheMovieSearch R @TheMovieSearch Jul 23 Noah’s Shark is hands-down one of the worst films I’ve ever sat through. It’s not just bad — it’s offensively bad. Billed as a biblical horror parody, it completely disrespects its own premise and fails anyone expecting even a sliver of effort. The concept itself is absurd: a shark was thrown overboard from Noah’s Ark and returns for revenge. Ridiculous, right? The movie somehow manages to make it even worse. There’s no convincing CGI, the shark looks like it was created in outdated video game software, and the acting is embarrassingly amateur. Moses might as well have been wearing a mop for a beard. The film also misfires in its tone immediately. The opening scene, featuring a pastor performing an exorcism on a girl he supposedly abused, is tasteless, inappropriate, and entirely unnecessary. Any attempt at shock or satire completely falls flat, leaving only cringe and discomfort. Even beyond the acting and visuals, the screenplay is nonsensical. Scenes feel disconnected, the plot is impossible to follow, and the characters are barely developed. Nothing about this film engages, entertains, or even makes sense in the context of its ridiculous premise. Noah’s Shark is a complete disaster from start to finish. Avoid it entirely unless you’re intentionally hosting a “so-bad-it’s-unwatchable” movie night. Otherwise, this film should be thrown overboard and forgotten. It’s an insult to filmmaking and storytelling. See more Sophie E Jul 16 This is my absolute favorite movie and i'm only ten minutes in. AI slop could never. I need many unnessessary terrible sequels. I would act for them for free. Also merch please. I need a shirt that say's "You're not even on basic cable". I genuinely unironicly love this. See more K H Apr 20 Possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Please tell me this is a joke See more Harold B 12/16/2023 Noah's shark was very educational and entertaining whilst there still being intense scenes See more Johnathon W @Hoppynsc 06/18/2023 Another negative budget film that has no creativity, plot or humor. Hard pass, even if it's free on Tubi. See more Andrew M 03/22/2023 Honestly it didn't seem like a movie, more like a documentary, it was boring. Don't recommend See more Read all reviews

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