Noah's Shark

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TheMovieSearch R Noah’s Shark is hands-down one of the worst films I’ve ever sat through. It’s not just bad — it’s offensively bad. Billed as a biblical horror parody, it completely disrespects its own premise and fails anyone expecting even a sliver of effort. The concept itself is absurd: a shark was thrown overboard from Noah’s Ark and returns for revenge. Ridiculous, right? The movie somehow manages to make it even worse. There’s no convincing CGI, the shark looks like it was created in outdated video game software, and the acting is embarrassingly amateur. Moses might as well have been wearing a mop for a beard. The film also misfires in its tone immediately. The opening scene, featuring a pastor performing an exorcism on a girl he supposedly abused, is tasteless, inappropriate, and entirely unnecessary. Any attempt at shock or satire completely falls flat, leaving only cringe and discomfort. Even beyond the acting and visuals, the screenplay is nonsensical. Scenes feel disconnected, the plot is impossible to follow, and the characters are barely developed. Nothing about this film engages, entertains, or even makes sense in the context of its ridiculous premise. Noah’s Shark is a complete disaster from start to finish. Avoid it entirely unless you’re intentionally hosting a “so-bad-it’s-unwatchable” movie night. Otherwise, this film should be thrown overboard and forgotten. It’s an insult to filmmaking and storytelling. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/07/25 Full Review Sophie E This is my absolute favorite movie and i'm only ten minutes in. AI slop could never. I need many unnessessary terrible sequels. I would act for them for free. Also merch please. I need a shirt that say's "You're not even on basic cable". I genuinely unironicly love this. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 07/16/25 Full Review K H Possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Please tell me this is a joke Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/20/25 Full Review Chris C This movie changed my life for the better Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Harold B Noah's shark was very educational and entertaining whilst there still being intense scenes Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Johnathon W Another negative budget film that has no creativity, plot or humor. Hard pass, even if it's free on Tubi. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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