Noah's Shark

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BRizz 2 Noah’s Shark (2021) – Review 🦈💀 Zero stars. No exaggeration. Noah’s Shark is hands-down one of the worst films I’ve ever sat through. It’s not just bad — it’s offensively bad. Billed as a biblical horror parody, it completely disrespects its own premise and any viewer who expects even a sliver of effort. The idea? A shark was thrown overboard Noah’s Ark and now it’s back for revenge. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, the movie somehow manages to take that absurd concept and make it even worse. There’s no real CGI, the shark looks like it was made with outdated video game software, and the acting is embarrassingly amateur. I’m pretty sure Moses was wearing a mop for a beard. What really pushed it over the edge, though, is the way the film opens — with a pastor performing an exorcism on a girl he supposedly abused. It’s tasteless, inappropriate, and entirely unnecessary. Any attempt to play it for shock or satire completely falls flat. There’s nothing clever or funny here — just pure cringe. This movie isn’t just a failed parody or a low-budget mess. It’s a disaster from start to finish. Avoid at all costs unless you’re hosting a “so-bad-it’s-unwatchable” movie night and want everyone to walk out. Verdict: 🔥 Should be thrown overboard and forgotten. An insult to filmmaking and storytelling. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/23/25 Full Review Sophie E This is my absolute favorite movie and i'm only ten minutes in. AI slop could never. I need many unnessessary terrible sequels. I would act for them for free. Also merch please. I need a shirt that say's "You're not even on basic cable". I genuinely unironicly love this. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 07/16/25 Full Review K H Possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Please tell me this is a joke Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/20/25 Full Review Chris C This movie changed my life for the better Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Harold B Noah's shark was very educational and entertaining whilst there still being intense scenes Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/16/23 Full Review Johnathon W Another negative budget film that has no creativity, plot or humor. Hard pass, even if it's free on Tubi. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/18/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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