Paradox Alice

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Audience Member The title of this movie is appropriate. Somehow it managed to be a sci-fi movie that is bible-thumping, misogynistic, and feminist. It has NO redeeming qualities, and would make for great cannon fodder on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst. If you are curious at all about this move, DON'T! It's not worth it. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/18/23 Full Review Audience Member All but the two brain damaged reviewer are right, this is a bad, BAD movie. Bad like getting a mouth full of chunky milk or inhaling a huge sort full of skunk spray from arms length. (Yes, I have experienced the latter.) Awful writing, terrible CG, a complete lack of acting skill, laughable sets (a folding chair on a spaceship??), and an intellectually insulting premise. The movie leaves the impression that it was conceived completely by accident, funded via checkbook error, shot in someone's garage on a Sunday afternoon while stacking Tupperware and directed by a severely impaired box turtle. However, there is is brief nudity, very brief, but it isn't worth your time slogging through rest of this travesty. Someone please explain to me, couldn't they have done a better job on the ships computer interface than two Solo cups and Christmas lights?? Why! WHY?! *sobbing* Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review a i Tubi Trash Reviews: It had a beginning, a middle, and then sequel bait? I can't see this having a sequel. It's very forgettable, I barely remember what happened. It's a movie about isolation, space madness, and sort of aliens. Suggested Replacement: Pandorum (2009) Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/23 Full Review Audience Member Sexist and simplistic. I am totally cool with low budget sci-fi, but this was awful. Badly written, badly acted, badly directed, badly edited. Lousy music. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/29/23 Full Review Audience Member The premise was ridiculous, the characters shallow, and the ending was a mercy kill. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member Horrible flick. Not believable at all: the captain endangers his ship and crew on a whim, with expected results. The crew members are portrayed as feeble carbon-copies of old and forgettable stereotypes from some student film lab. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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