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      Private Wars

      R 1993 1h 34m Action List
      Reviews Los Angeles neighbors hire a lowly private eye (Steve Railsback) to teach them how to protect themselves from gangs. Read More Read Less

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      Audience Member Well, with an average of 4.5 from 2 reviews, I have to balance the books. This is an absolutely-hilarious turd of a movie. You will laugh: only if you've been drinking heavily. The dialogue comes out of a Corn Flakes packet; witness the pause before each line, as the "actor" reads the cue card, before delivering the perfect stilted cliché. Stuart Whitman, surely blackmailing the producer, is horrendously unconvincing as a Steven Segal wannabe (yes, *Steven Seagal* wannabe). Meanwhile, the DVD cover (I was *lent* this, btw, by my crazy dad) makes comparisons with The Magnificent Seven and The Seven Samurai... That's like comparing Nora Batty to Laeticia Casta! Avoid... unless you're drunk (then still avoid unless you've no choice). Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Synopsis Los Angeles neighbors hire a lowly private eye (Steve Railsback) to teach them how to protect themselves from gangs.
      Director
      John Weidner
      Rating
      R
      Genre
      Action
      Original Language
      English
      Runtime
      1h 34m