Severed

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Audience Member Boring low-budget detective horror story with horrible camera angles and awful acting. There's a few heads and blood but not much else, and not a scare in sight. There's not much else to say about this average mediocre b-movie. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/02/23 Full Review Audience Member Bad Bad Bad, The Kind Of Movie You Just Want To Go To Bed And Sleep While It Plays. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/22/23 Full Review Audience Member This is the worst piece of garbage I've ever seen. The acting was horrible, the camera man had no clue what he was doing, none of the effects were even remotely realistic. There was even a scene in the morgue where a headless man was lying, and I saw him breathe!! Headless people don't breathe! In fact, this movie was so cheesy and poorly made, that I showed it to my friends as a joke. I don't know where we got this movie, but I hope to God that we didn't pay for it. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member I love zombie movies. However, a bad zombie movie is like getting your teeth drilled at the dentist. It is painful to sit through, it can't be over soon enough, and it smells like crap. This movie, about genetically modified tree sap that has the rather upsetting side effect of turning you into a zombie if you get it in your bloodstream, takes place in what looks like Canada on an island logging camp. Here loggers and protesters battle it out for the first 15 minutes, until a logger is injured and gets the tree sap in his blood. From then on it is crappy zombie makeup, poor gore effects, horrid acting, and spastic zombies. I swear, these zombies had fire ants in their drawers. How anyone could get bitten by one of these flapping meat sacks is beyond me. The characters all have sucky judgement and deserved death. They might as well have thrown themselves on the zombies teeth they were so stupid. The box art on this little gem is so comedically awful that I almost didn't rent it. My friend suggested it, however he must have been on another herb and Nyquil bender when he saw this turd fest. Stay away at all costs. It doesn't even have camp value. 2/10 Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/23/23 Full Review Audience Member 0.5/10. This movie has absolutely nothing good about it. The acting is among the worst I have ever seen, what is really amazing is that EVERYONE is awful, not just a few here and there, everyone. The direction is a joke, the low budget is hopelessly evident, the score is awful, I wouldn't say the movie was edited, brutally chopped would be a more appropriate phrase. It combines serial killings, vodoo and tarot cards. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. It is not scary at all, the special effects are hoplessly lame. laughably bad throughout. The writing was appalingly bad. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/30/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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