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Sirona

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Deep in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, a government black site going by the name Valkyrie, conducts their twisted human experiments trying to push the boundaries of human evolution. Their operation becomes compromised when experiment #030, a.k.a. Sirona, escapes. In a desperate attempt to maintain their secret, Valkyrie hires a group of mercenaries led by Allen Cross to hunt down Sirona and capture her, whatever the cost. Upon finding Sirona, Cross is forced into a no win scenario: Do the right thing or follow orders, both of which lead to dire consequences.
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Paul D If you’re looking for a good laugh and enjoy laughing out loud at supremely stupid and awful movies, don’t miss out on this one. One of the dumbest films I have seen in years. The writing and production are abysmal and are only outdone by the awfulness of the acting. There is no way that a film this bad could garner a 91% rating from actual humans. The high rating has to be driven by bots. That said, I’m sure there are random people with horrible taste that thought this movie was good, but that % would be closer to 5% if this rating was tinkered with. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 09/23/24 Full Review Dave S Total bomb. Boring. I fell asleep. Terrible cast, poor acting, very poor special effects. How this has a high rating alarms me to the possibilities of fake reviews. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 08/27/24 Full Review Thomie M P The movie wasn't bad, some of the characters were knuckleheads but was a good movie for the budget. Rated 3 out of 5 stars 06/18/24 Full Review Dawn S So wooden I thought it must have been dubbed. No emotion shown from anyone. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/13/24 Full Review Kieran G The 95% rating ( 100+ reviews) must have come from the cast and crew! Wooden acting doesn't describe how bad it is ! Better acting in a kindergarten class play! Rated 1 out of 5 stars 11/22/23 Full Review steve m I was surprised at how good this movie actually turned out to be. Despite no known actors to me there was really good acting and for a lower budget movie it was done very well. I just recommended it to a friend and would to others. I actually hope there is a sequel. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/09/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Deep in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, a government black site going by the name Valkyrie, conducts their twisted human experiments trying to push the boundaries of human evolution. Their operation becomes compromised when experiment #030, a.k.a. Sirona, escapes. In a desperate attempt to maintain their secret, Valkyrie hires a group of mercenaries led by Allen Cross to hunt down Sirona and capture her, whatever the cost. Upon finding Sirona, Cross is forced into a no win scenario: Do the right thing or follow orders, both of which lead to dire consequences.
Director
Wesley Clark
Producer
Jeremy Calcote, Wesley Clark, Ben Johnson
Screenwriter
Wesley Clark
Distributor
Cranked Up Films
Production Co
Cine-Clark Studios
Genre
Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Sep 5, 2023
Runtime
1h 40m
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