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Audience Member I can't believe I'm bothering to write anything about this film? This Blair witch knock-off is one of the most mind numbing things I have ever watched. I've seen plenty of horrors that were clearly shot on a home camcorder like this one. Although most have been bad at the very least most have been of some amusement and mildly entertaining. But this is just so boring. I kid you not, nothing happens in this film until the hour mark. You spend the 95% of this film listening to the mindless babble and pointless dialogue of six friends. I wouldn't mind if theses conversions added to the "plot" But the viewer is forced to listen to pointless information like one of the male characters cant swim (there is no swimming in this film) then while sitting round the camp fire one of the female characters tells a story of when she was nearly raped and killed. She found it funny and they all laugh through the whole story. Yeah because nearly being raped and killed is hilarious isn't it. When at last some action does take place. The kills are a disappointment and FX are appalling. The less said about the ending the better. There is a faux making off/blooper reel during the credits which is far more entertaining than anything in the film. That is the only reason that this gets half a star. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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