The Night Watchmen

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The Night Watchmen

2016

1h 20m

Horror

Comedy

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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and the watchmen must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

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Kristy Puchko

Pajiba

08/04/2017

You've seen blood-sucking vampires, rampaging zombies, and sinister clowns. But have you ever seen these horror archetypes mashed up into one ludicrous yet menacing monster?

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Emilie Black

Cinema Crazed

04/17/2020

4.5/5

The Night Watchmen is a fun horror-comedy filled with ridiculous non-sense that somehow works in the world where clownpires are a thing and where a metal drummer is more logical in battle than an ex-military.

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Tracy Allen

PopHorror.com

08/08/2019

7.5/10

...fun, gory and entertaining as hell...

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Molly Henery

The Blogging Banshee

11/02/2018

8.5/10

The Night Watchmen is an insanely fun and bloody ride that is sure to tickle the funny bone of horror fans everywhere. In this film you get lots of gore, excitement, and laughs.

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Nick Rocco Scalia

Film Threat

01/04/2018

4/5

The Night Watchmen is damn entertaining, and anyone who can't appreciate it is simply thinking too hard.

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Andrew Marshall

Starburst

05/26/2017

8/10

The Night Watchmen is a raucous riot that starts fast and never relents right up until its closing moments. It asks only your indulgence and delivers utterly, remaining a gory and hilarious ride every step of the way.

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BigD J

02/01/2024

You either love cheesy horror comedy or you hate it. There's really no in between. I dunno about no 85% on RT, but then again I've said that about a lot of films. All in all, it's mildly comical and entertaining.

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10/18/2021

Better than expected, interesting mix of characters. Was expecting cheese but it wasn't very cheesy at all. Moves along quickly and doesn't waste time on building pointless character relationships.

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08/22/2021

This was stupid,brainless fun. I did enjoy watching it,but at the same time I wanted it to just end. If you have time to kill,give this a shot.

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11/20/2020

Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat them like zombies. This is literally a "fast zombie" / infected movie, but instead, they call them vampires because they can't handle sunlight. I have a very long statement about what vampires were, what they've become, what they mean, and what they should be, but honestly this movie isn't worth it here in this review. Just avoid it, unless you've run out of zombie movies to watch.

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latanya w

04/30/2020

It has a low-budget feel but the characters are fun and relatable. Several of the jokes are crude-and repeated but for others, I laughed out loud. It is an enjoyable way to pass the time if you like horror, vampires, and irreverent humor.

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10/07/2019

From H., English Student: It is the funniest movie I have ever watched. The main characters are unique and attractive and I'm sure the viewers will have a favorite character by time the movie is finished. When you are going through difficulties, failure, or are feeling sad, watch this one. You will feel better. I hope this movie will have a sequel.

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Synopsis

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and the watchmen must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

Director: Mitchell Altieri
Producer: Jeffrey Allard, Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Demetrea Triantafillides
Screenwriter: Dan DeLuca, Jamie Nash
Production Co: Indie Entertainment
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 21, 2017
Runtime: 1h 20m

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