The Pizzagate Massacre

2020

1h 32m

Action

Adventure

Comedy

Crime

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100%

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5 Reviews

61%

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Fewer than 50 Ratings

A dark social satire inspired by the real-life conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate; an amateur journalist and a far-right militiaman team up to expose the ugly truth behind rumors involving sex cults, a pizza place and the lizard people.

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Ed Travis

Cinapse

Not so much alluding to far right conspiracy theories or referencing them via metaphor, John Valleys indie feature The Pizzagate Massacre plunges the viewer right into the fray of this modern and chaotic stew of militias, murder, and mania.

Apr 23, 2022

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Dan Tabor

Phawker

THE PIZZAGATE MASSACRE transcends cheap exploitation and attempts to say something more honest and profound than most would expect.

Jan 17, 2022

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Alix Turner

Horror Obsessive

It's very entertaining and full of surprises, full of situations that appear ludicrous at first, and then when you realise, "Yeah, this could happen," you stop laughing.

Rated: 3.5/5

Oct 11, 2021

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Rob Aldam

Backseat Mafia

This world is frighteningly real because it almost is, and that's where the real horror lays.

Oct 10, 2021

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Anton Bitel

Projected Figures

John Valley's timely satiric comedy of errors makes serious fun of militias, the media and madness in the modern age

Oct 9, 2021

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C x 3

I jus watched this on Tubi... what a rotten piece of trash. It's a very boring attempt at horror comedy that makes fun of conservatives and conspiracy theories which is just a lame idea for a movie in the first place. It would be cool if it took itself just a little bit seriously, if the plot was vaguely coherent, if the characters had an ounce of charisma. Just a total waste of time. It's very very bad.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

10/11/23

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Joseph

This film is the single worst parcel of art ever conceived. Only a sheltered, upper middle class individual would be privileged enough to obtain such an infantile perspective and world view. If you think such propagated portrayals of said potential reality purported in this film have any definitive merit whatsoever, then may God have mercy on your soul.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/23/23

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BearWithTrident

Utter Rubbish. No character development, and a very predictable plot line.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

07/11/23

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George G

Has genuinely been like 5 weeks since I watched this movie and I'm still thinking about it, that's just how compelling and beautiful the movie was. 10/10

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/24/23

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sean s

Watched this on a whim and my GOD is it genius! If you're into satire this is for you. It's not corny at all but decent acting, well written and funny as shit.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Steve K

This movie was great! If you believe there is a little truth behind every movie, this is a great example. Considering how shady our government operates, this movie is totally believeable.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

09/11/22

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Terri Lee

Gary Teague

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Synopsis

A dark social satire inspired by the real-life conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate; an amateur journalist and a far-right militiaman team up to expose the ugly truth behind rumors involving sex cults, a pizza place and the lizard people.

Director: John Valley
Producer: Scott Martin, Jack Sheehan, Michael Thomas Slifkin, Aaron B. Koontz, Rami Shafaii
Screenwriter: John Valley
Production Co: Paper Street Pictures
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Nov 19, 2021
Runtime: 1h 32m

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