The Pizzagate Massacre

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C x 3 I jus watched this on Tubi... what a rotten piece of trash. It's a very boring attempt at horror comedy that makes fun of conservatives and conspiracy theories which is just a lame idea for a movie in the first place. It would be cool if it took itself just a little bit seriously, if the plot was vaguely coherent, if the characters had an ounce of charisma. Just a total waste of time. It's very very bad. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/11/23 Full Review Joseph This film is the single worst parcel of art ever conceived. Only a sheltered, upper middle class individual would be privileged enough to obtain such an infantile perspective and world view. If you think such propagated portrayals of said potential reality purported in this film have any definitive merit whatsoever, then may God have mercy on your soul. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/23/23 Full Review BearWithTrident Utter Rubbish. No character development, and a very predictable plot line. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/11/23 Full Review Audience Member Is there a negative rating? Because this movie deserves it. This was the biggest waste of time ever. The little actual story line was merely a vehicle for splattering blood all over the place. I'll save you the trouble of watching it - a low IQ white militia member hooks up with a self-serving black girl to find out about lizard people in a pizza joint in Austin. A whole bunch of people get killed. The end. If you like a lot of blood and a guy's penis hanging out of his pants, this is the movie for you. If you like a story and characters you can connect with, this is not going to be your cup of tea. Do yourself a favor and spend your time in a more enjoyable manner, like cleaning the litter box or pulling weeds. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Audience Member Terrible. Horrid acting, boring plot, cliche-filled, waste of time. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Audience Member Fantastic film. I don't know what I was expecting but this film is a wild ride and surpassed all expectations. The acting and camera work we're on point. The characters were believable and the character development makes you care about them Like a good pizza, it has just enough cheese. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/24/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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