You May Not Kiss the Bride

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You May Not Kiss the Bride

PG-13

Released Sep 21, 2012

1h 40m

Romance

Comedy

Action

Adventure

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A mild-mannered pet photographer (Dave Annable) is forced to marry the daughter (Katharine McPhee) of a Croatian mobster, then loses his new bride to kidnappers.

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Mark Jenkins

Washington Post

Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.

Rated: 1.5/4

Sep 21, 2012

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Mark Olsen

Los Angeles Times

The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 20, 2012

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Tom Keogh

Seattle Times

Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."

Rated: 1.5/4

Sep 20, 2012

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Brent Simon

Shockya.com

A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.

Rated: C-

Nov 1, 2012

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Todd Jorgenson

Cinemalogue

The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.

Sep 21, 2012

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Brian Orndorf

Blu-ray.com

A noisy, unlikable distraction that seems more invested in photographing lush Hawaiian locations than solidifying a sense of humor that might coexist peacefully with the violence.

Rated: D

Sep 20, 2012

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Koi P

Cute. Mildly entertaining. Has some funny moments. More 80's humor than contemporary. Enjoyed the cast.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

09/22/24

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Audience Member

Me and the wife watched this one and we loved it. Yes we will recommend it to James Welch, Henderson, Arkansas January 25, 2023.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

01/26/23

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corkball

The best thing about this film is Rob Schneider and Tia Carrere. They are only supporting characters, but they are actually fun to watch. The rest of the film is a weird mix of formulaic rom-com and what? A silly mob comedy? The plot is beyond ridiculous. Most of the action is super cheesy. The leads are bland and uninteresting. But once they got to the island, there were a couple of laugh out loud moments. The rest if the film is a miss.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Audience Member

Gee, we haven't seen this movie a dozen times or more already. A guy who marries a woman for citizenship only (reason doesn't matter), they don't nor do they care for each othwr but by the end they fall in love, then crisis, problem, crisis, resolution, happy ending. Maybe you're hoping for some good comical moments or jokes, but even those are scarces, like an original script. If you're doing something else and need something on in the background that doesn't require your full attention, then this is the movie for you

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/03/23

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Audience Member

Cheesy but amazing! Lots of heart and part that make you laugh. This is a hit in my books.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/26/23

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Audience Member

It was OK nothing remotely special. Entertaining but immediately forgettable. Could have been a lot better & funnier.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

02/02/23

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Synopsis

A mild-mannered pet photographer (Dave Annable) is forced to marry the daughter (Katharine McPhee) of a Croatian mobster, then loses his new bride to kidnappers.

Director: Rob Hedden
Producer: Rann Watumull, Gina Watumull, David A. Jackson, Shauna Shapiro Jackson
Screenwriter: Rob Hedden
Distributor: Freestyle Releasing
Production Co: Luminair
Rating: PG-13 (Sexual References|Sexual Material|Some Rude Humor|Violence)
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Action, Adventure
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Sep 21, 2012, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): May 2, 2017
Runtime: 1h 40m

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