1313: Cougar Cult

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Audience Member BEST. MOVIE. EVER. HOW CAN THIS MODERN CINEMA MASTER PIECE HAVE BEEN SHOT IN 3 DAY!? Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review Audience Member Well, I watched this junk cuz I accidentally stumble upon a whole series of crap like this. I don't even know where to begin describing how dumb this film is. The special effect was horrifyingly bad, it consist of simply put a cougar's face onto the villainess' face. Most of the scenes were continuously reused, the dialogues and acting were crap. Everything about it was just so bad. I had to skip most of the parts. Do not watch this ever. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member This movie was really more like a porno without the sex and full nudity. Bad music; bad effects; bad acting; bad plot; bad continuity; bad camera work; repetitive scenes that go on way to long; If the scenes weren't so darn long, this one might have tipped over to so bad it's good. Cougar women transforming into literal cougars with cougar faces copy pasted over their own faces. Ritualistically pouring glitter over writhing guys. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 01/12/23 Full Review Audience Member Three college hunks accept a job offer as the personal assistants to three voluptuous older ladies, unaware that they have just signed on with a coven of witches who plan to sacrifice them to earn their own immortality! Notorious B-movie director David DeCoteau reunites the original Scream Queens of Horror for the first time in years as Brinke Stevens, Linnea Quigley and Michelle Bauer return to the small screen in 1313: COUGAR CULT, which is by all rights a mockery of filmmaking. DeCoteau spends over half the run time filming the boys in various stages of undress as they either shower incessantly or toss and turn in bed (in the middle of the day). The shots would be repetitive at best, but the tiring scenes lose all sense of eroticism as they reach the point of absurdity. The ladies have lost none of their particular talents, and we use that in the loosest meaning of the phrase possible. One can expect all of the same silliness and gross overacting that made their careers in the 1980's, minus any middle-aged nudity. We did find momentary satisfaction in the film's awful special effects, however, where the stationary image of a cougar is superimposed over each of the witches' faces in one of the most ridiculous transformations ever caught on film. While the allusions to the Horror classic CAT PEOPLE is appreciated, DeCoteau falls just short of Jacques Tourneur. And when David DeCoteau's worst isn't good enough, it's time to just film half naked men and forgo any attempts at plotting or character development. Rated: "S" for sexless softcore porn. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/16/23 Full Review Audience Member Brinke Stevens , Linnea Quigley , and Michelle Bauer in the same movie , I don't care that it sucks. The chance to see these ladies back in action is awesome. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/01/23 Full Review Audience Member Truly, without a shadow of doubt, one of the worst things I've ever wasted life on. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/12/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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