A Very Flattened Christmas

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A Very Flattened Christmas

Released Sep 21

1h 35m

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Christmas at a roadkill collection company gets bloody as employees are killed off one by one by an evil reindeer who is dead set on killing them all. Will they figure out who the killer is? Or will they all be flattened?

Romey Norton

Ready Steady Cut

While the killer’s costume —a Santa suit with an animal head—is creepy, it needed to be more exaggerated and extravagant to match the film’s ridiculousness.

Rated: 2.5/5

Oct 26, 2024

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Rebecca Johnson

Film Focus Online

Despite boasting some gory sequences, B-movie charm and a fun festive soundtrack, A Very Flattened Christmas suffers due to its cringeworthy dialogue, sub-par storyline and lack of Christmas imagery.

Rated: 2/5

Oct 24, 2024

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Federico Furzan

Movie-Blogger.com

A spectacle of the schlocky that B-movie fans will have a blast with.

Oct 23, 2024

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Alejandro Turdó

Hoy Sale Cine

A Very Flattened Christmas may not be a perfect slasher. But its campiness and unhinged dark comedic spirit make up for any other limitations production wise, turning it into a rather enjoyable flick in you are in the right mood.

Oct 18, 2024

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Tony Asankomah

GhMovieFreak

If you’re in the mood for something offbeat, gory, and filled with over-the-top holiday horror, it might just hit the spot for you.

Rated: 5/10

Oct 8, 2024

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Joel Fisher

Battle Royale With Cheese

A Very Flattened Christmas doesn’t really do much to subvert the expectations of a slasher movie and it feels like a lot of the comedy feels forced.

Oct 4, 2024

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Mark

One minute you laugh, then you jump, you never know what's coming next, the quirky characters will keep you entertained even when they disappear one by one. Creepy monster.

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

10/06/24

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Hank

Great low budget movie. It had everything you could ask for, blood, gore, horror, humor, exploitation and a ton of fun! Put this movie on your Christmas list and make it part of your holiday tradition! Dont miss out on this joyous present!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/05/24

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Lahlah Jackson

Had alot of fun with this movie. Lots of laughs and lots of blood! One of those movies that teens would sneak away from there parents and watch together knowing they shouldn’t be lol those movies used to be important! This movie is giving us that back. Parents beware!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/04/24

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John Campea

Really enjoyed this film. I miss these kinds of movies. It knows what it is and because of that it delivers the goods. I hope we see more from the Toothman/Wallace team!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/04/24

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Len Unbiased

What a blast! The movie industry has really lost touch with these Judd Apatow style of movies. Hopefully this movie will get us back on track. The audience is craving exactly what this movie delivers 5/5

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/04/24

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dean k

Extremely well written, excellent pacing, a love letter to b movies and cult movies of the past with lines, catchphrases and scenes to boot. It balances humor, suspense, action, without taking itself too seriously. The cast deliver memorable performances ranging from the highest camp, the most sombre performances, theatrical turns and movie in movie secret treats. This is,the type of movie that shows up at your funeral in a bedazzled suit, breakdances on top of the casket and leads the mourners in a cha-cha slide dance off. Hats off to the creators of this film. People will mark their first dates, christmas snow ins, family memories by the first time that they saw this movie. They will reminisce and pull out and watch this movie to relive pivotal moments of their lives

Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars

10/10/24

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Christmas at a roadkill collection company gets bloody as employees are killed off one by one by an evil reindeer who is dead set on killing them all. Will they figure out who the killer is? Or will they all be flattened?

Director: Shane Wallace
Producer: Key Tawn Toothman
Screenwriter: Shane Wallace, Key Tawn Toothman
Distributor: Different Day Pictures
Production Co: Different Day Pictures
Genre: Comedy, Holiday, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Sep 21, 2024, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Oct 24, 2024
Runtime: 1h 35m