Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe

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Jens B "Abraxas" has a lot to offer: a WWE wrestler with a unique hairstyle and a prominent chin as the title character, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Swedish stunt double as the villain, and a surprising number of explosions and other fireworks. The best part of the film, however, is the score: so much saxophone, synth, and rich beats made my ears rejoice! The plot itself is nothing special, but the film never crosses the line into outright trash; it manages to entertain throughout. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 06/01/25 Full Review james o the film testing for The Kirbyverse. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/18/25 Full Review Audience Member Daring! New Movie! Came out before I was born. The most interesting thing was he is like the video game ark. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 06/24/24 Full Review Ian H This movie ain't winning any Oscars, but it's a lot of fun! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/09/24 Full Review John R RIFFTRAX Having Ventura act like an extra-terrestrial was a great way to hide his complete lack of acting talent. Best Riffs: "Haha, nice one. What's the real title?" "The Terminator." "Help, there's a wild governor on the loose." "More actors from the movie Running Man than the movie Running Man." "I was trying to make him poop." "Jehovah's Witnesses have gotten VERY aggressive." "I'd like to try that. All of mine have been conjugal." "Vegetable blood!" We're talking murder here! "We need to murder you." Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review David W The Rifftrax version is hilarious and well worth watching. Otherwise you'd have to be pretty desperate or drunk or probably both to glean any entertainment from this poorly acted turkey. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 10/07/22 Full Review Read all reviews

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