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      All Babes Want to Kill Me

      PG-13 2005 1h 22m Romance Comedy List
      Reviews 9% 50+ Ratings Audience Score A martial artist embarks on a suicide mission to find true love after he contracts a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him. Read More Read Less Watch on Prime Video Stream Now

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      Audience Member One of my favorite martial art's comedies. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member I saw this some time ago, but I remember it as a very strange movie, it's about a boy with a rare disease that makes girls want to kill him and boys just want to beat him up. He has an evil brother who is not aiding him in his quest, cause he both other motives. Its nothing special, but it does have some funny parts, and the plot might seem stupid, but it has some qualities and does make the movie funny and also silly. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 02/13/23 Full Review Audience Member I would not recommend this movie. The only reason to see it would be to laugh at how bad it is ;) Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/26/23 Full Review Audience Member Holy shit, this was awful. Having read the plot synopsis, I expected something absurd enough to warrant a few chuckles every now and then, possibly spiced up with some halfway decent martial arts scenes. However, the writer(s) apparently had thought that South Park is funny just because it's politically incorrect and didn't even try to come up with jokes to go with all the tasteless bullshit they tried to feed to the viewer. I'm not sure which I found more offensive, the racist and just plain stupid portrayal of the main character's father, son, brother etc., or that I was actually expected to be braindamaged enough to find that shit funny. The parts of the story I cared about enough to follow were boringly predictable, despite the randomness the movie tries (and fails) to use to get some laughs. There were no characters to speak of, just dull caricatures. As a martial arts flick, this turd of a movie fails even more miserably than as a comedy. There was a total of maybe 10-20 seconds of halfway decent martial arts action that frustratingly showed flashes of genuine promise, immediately darkened by the constant underestimation of the viewer. Most of the bearable MA action was shown in one single fight near the end of the movie. This one fight was then immediately botched by one the most anti-climatic, disgustingly cheesy and boring endings I've ever seen in a fight scene. To put a moldy cherry on top of the unbearably putrid cake, the movie keeps referring to the martial arts they use as karate, even though the techniques used are kung-fu through and through. Of course, this may be the idiotic writer's idea of joke, well in line with the other jokes in the movie, none of which are clever, funny or even original. I'm not a difficult person to please. I enjoy totally random humor, which should not be difficult. I also enjoy entertaining fight scenes, which may not be as easly as being just plain random, shouldn't pose a problem because there is some obvious talent. Still, All Babes Want to Kill Me fails miserably in every area. I want back the 82 minutes of my life I spent watching this fuck-up. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/19/23 Full Review Audience Member well just funny to watch, and hey, doesn't all pretty babes want to kill like every guy? xP Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Synopsis A martial artist embarks on a suicide mission to find true love after he contracts a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him.
      Director
      Colin Miller
      Screenwriter
      Colin Miller
      Production Co
      High Cotton Films
      Rating
      PG-13 (Violence|Crude Humor|Sex|Drug Content)
      Genre
      Romance, Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Streaming)
      May 6, 2017
      Runtime
      1h 22m
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