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All Things to All Men

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A thief is caught in a deadly game between a corrupt Scotland Yard detective and a London crime boss.
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Donald Clarke Irish Times Everybody's a supporting player. Nobody finds a trajectory worth following. Everybody is modestly corrupt. Nobody is believably conflicted. Rated: 2/5 Apr 5, 2013 Full Review Derek Malcolm London Evening Standard [A] smartly made but twirly-plotted thriller ... Rated: 2/5 Apr 5, 2013 Full Review David Jenkins Little White Lies Oh lord, that was a genuinely complex and gripping London-set noir. Rated: 3/5 Apr 4, 2013 Full Review Ivan Radford CineVue If it wasn't for the presence of a talented cast and a few decent set pieces, it could almost be a tourist video. Rated: 2/5 Feb 13, 2019 Full Review Angie Errigo metro.co.uk It's fast and flashy but it wants a bit of heart. Rated: 2/5 Sep 1, 2017 Full Review Amber Wilkinson Eye for Film Watching producer-turned-director George Isaac's debut you can't help feeling that somewhere, lying lost on a cutting room floor, there might be a better movie. Rated: 2/5 May 25, 2015 Full Review Read all reviews

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Audience Member An alright film to fill a spare hour and a half, but don't watch if you want to be wowed. I was surprised to find the writer/director/producer George Isaac is British, considering the many Americanisms applied to British police in this film. Two examples that really got to me were referring to the Professional Standards Department as "Internal Affairs" and to threatening the TDC to things there way so he can "make Detective", 1) as if Detective is a separate rank as in some US police forces, as opposed to a separate function in the UK and 2) as if they have any power to stop it from happening, when it is in fact based on the completion of CPD. Also, surprising lack of screen time for Toby Stephens who, judging by the beginning of the film, was set to be the main character. He's hardly in the thing and certainly doesn't have enough lines for the actor to do well in the role. The acting all around wasn't bad per se, more lackluster. It was fairly obvious some of them just wanted to finish filming and go home. Promising cinematography at the beginning, but that grimy artistic smoke-filled vision of London quickly fades for a ridiculously pruned car chase sequence and otherwise standard TV-quality filming. Everything else suggested a fairly decent budget, except for the stupidly brief heist sequence. Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member good cop/heist thriller Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member The Worst Caper Film... Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/15/23 Full Review Audience Member Too slow and too confusing with the characters. Quit half way through because lost my interest. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/26/23 Full Review Audience Member Il ne se passe pas grand chose. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Great cast, plodding script, tries too hard. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/22/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis A thief is caught in a deadly game between a corrupt Scotland Yard detective and a London crime boss.
Director
George Isaac
Producer
George Isaac, Pierre Mascolo
Screenwriter
George Isaac
Production Co
Cipher Films
Genre
Crime, Drama
Original Language
British English
Release Date (Streaming)
Jun 9, 2014
Runtime
1h 24m
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