Aquanoids

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Audience Member It wasn't worth the wear on the blu rays lazer lol Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Audience Member Aquanoids has the distinct honor of making the similarly-themed Humanoids From the Deep look like the Citizen Kane of underwater monster movies. The movie is about vicious ocean monsters that killed many people 16 years ago and have now returned in present day (2003) where the daughter of one of the victims, Vanessa, realizes the monster is back while doing her environmentalist work (ha, yeah right), engages in several montages involving roaming the coast on her motor scooter, and telling the mayor and land development dealer about it, only to have them reject her wild ideas of closing down the beach. The end result is 75 minutes of living hell for me as a viewer. This is probably the worst movie I've seen...EVER. Bad acting, bad direction, bad effects (oh god, are they bad), bad cinematography, bad acting (I want to make sure and hit this home), and all around bad story. Even if everyone was going for a campy, comical feel, they clearly missed the mark. The continuity and goofs in this film are so rampant, I gave up counting after 30 minutes of watching. The two lead villains are so over-the-top and nonsensical that everything about them seems wasted. Horrible, awful movie that I never want to be around ever again. I honestly contemplated getting a restraining order against this movie just to drive my point on my hatred for this putrid piece of shit. Half a star for the 6 or so titties shown throughout the film. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member This was a very bad movie. I like some B-movies but this was bad movie. With all cost void watching this movie. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/24/23 Full Review Audience Member this film is so bad its good Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Top quality crap of the so bad its good variety Rated 4.5/5 Stars •  Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 02/21/23 Full Review Audience Member i've never seen a film that looks up to the standard of a bad porn movie when it comes to the shooting of it. an acting disaster. the monsters are crude. has to be the cheapest budget movie ever made. it's not even comical. this is a junior school childs film project isnt it? who nicked it from his bag and made copies of it? who did it? i once saw an old episode of dr who where his enemy (an alien) was made out of a small green ballon... with some stuff stuck to it. that was better! never bother watching this shite! never! save yourself! put your porn on instead. there's probably a better, more believable plot with better acting Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/14/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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