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Asphalt Watches

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Visual artists Seth Scriver and Shayne Ehman travel across Canada and encounter dull violence, consumerism and eccentric people.

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Jason Anderson Cinema Scope 01/30/2018
Of course, it all goes on way, way too long, but no story that involves a cross-Canada trek could ever feel authentic without stretches of ass-numbing tedium. Go to Full Review Jared Mobarak The Film Stage 06/27/2016
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It's merely a charming novelty whose parts unfortunately possess more worth than the whole. Go to Full Review Simon Foster Screen-Space (Substack) 07/03/2015
[This] garish, grotesque work of flash-animated surrealism might best be described as the lovechild of psychedelic cartoonist Robert Crumb and Pendleton Ward, creator of the TV series Adventure Time. Go to Full Review Read all reviews

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01/13/2014 This thing is a total trip. Crazy characters, wacky voices and they're all telling a true story. I watched it straight sober......not sure I could do that again. See more Read all reviews
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Shayne Ehman

Director

Seth Scriver

Director

Shayne Ehman

Voice

Seth Scriver

Voice

Erin Zimerman

Voice

Marc Bell

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Asphalt Watches

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Movie Info

Synopsis Visual artists Seth Scriver and Shayne Ehman travel across Canada and encounter dull violence, consumerism and eccentric people.
Director
Shayne Ehman, Seth Scriver
Producer
Shayne Ehman, Seth Scriver
Screenwriter
Shayne Ehman, Seth Scriver
Genre
Comedy, Animation
Original Language
English
Runtime
1h 34m