The Blood Shed

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Audience Member i'm actually an acquaintance of one of the stars in this film. it was campy fun, but i can't say i would recommend it..... Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/31/23 Full Review Audience Member Highly recommended! Alan Rowe Kelly has created a macabre masterpiece! Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/12/23 Full Review Audience Member Director and star Alan Rowe Kelly (who is as nice and friendly as can be) presents with this deliciously absurd and macabre tale of your typical inbred, hillbilly, cannibal Bullion family residing deep in the woods. There's father Papa Elvis, his three children Beeftonia (played hilarious by Kelly), Hubcap (Mike Lane, also very hilarious) and Butternut (Joshua Nelson, director of Aunt Rose, another good low-budget film), a fourth kid, Sno-cakes, and grandma upstairs (who has super powers). The Blood Shed is as if John Waters were the one directing the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which this draws massive amounts of inspiration. Sure, there wasn't a lot of money put into this, and the acting is THAT great, but you can tell there was a lot of heart and fun put into making this film. Alan Rowe Kelly's Beeftonia is the true heart and soul of this movie. Her character is absolutely hilarious and frighteningly charming, in a way. The rest of the cast puts in some very funny roles and we are even treated to a climactic dinner scene that could almost rival the one from the original TCM; I kid you not. Definitely worth a watch if you are a fan or independent and low budget comedy horror. Brace yourself, because Alan Rowe Kelly is just gonna keep getting bigger and bigger! Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 01/21/23 Full Review Audience Member [i]The Blood Shed[/i] is a horror-comedy about an inbred / cannibal / semi retarded / hillbilly family from New Jersey called the Bullions. Beefteena Bullion (director Alan Rowe Kelly) is turning 12, and her family are organising a birthday party for her. Beefteena is really an overweight old man, with Shirley Temple curls, mary jane shoes, and a fashion sense derived from the 1930s comic Little Lulu. Her brothers Hubcap and Butternut are just as fucked up as Beefteena, and their pastimes include shooting squirrels, drinking beef broth and running around in bear and pig suits. Other family members include Papa Elvis Bullion and the catatonic Grandma Bullion. For full review and pics [url="http://dvdholocaust.com/review.php?id=100"]http://dvdholocaust.com/review.php?id=100[/url] Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/16/23 Full Review Audience Member This is the *worst* movie I have ever seen. I am a huge fan of b-movie horror and this was NOT UP TO SNUFF. Don't even bother. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/28/23 Full Review Audience Member wow probably the best and most campy movie ive seen! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/19/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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