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The Caveman's Valentine

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Romulus (Samuel L. Jackson) is a homeless man who dwells in a cave in one of New York City's parks, but was once a promising composer. When a boy is discovered dead on Valentine's Day, everyone assumes he froze to death, but Romulus believes he was murdered by noted photographer David Leppenraub (Colm Feore). He struggles to convince everyone, including his police officer daughter -- but, inspired by hallucinations of his late wife, he eventually gets his chance to crack the case himself.
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The Caveman's Valentine has an intriguing premise, but the film falls flat under the weight of its ambition.

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Paul Tatara CNN.com 02/05/2018
Nearly unwatchable ... but maybe next time. Go to Full Review
Nell Minow Common Sense Media 12/28/2010
3/5
Complex and violent movie -- not for kids. Go to Full Review
Ray Conlogue Globe and Mail 03/22/2002
2/4
This is a commercial film with limited ambitions. Go to Full Review
Marya E. Gates Cool People Have Feelings, Too. (Substack) 11/02/2024
This is a deeply strange film, but one whose rhythms and hues I deeply enjoy. It’s also probably the most beautiful Jackson has ever looked on screen, thanks to Amelia Vincent’s sumptuous cinematography. Go to Full Review
Emanuel Levy EmanuelLevy.Com 05/31/2006
1/4
A sophomore jinx for Lemmons, an overstuffed drama that fails to satisfy as a murder mystery or as a spiritual redemption saga of a homeless man, disappointingly played by Samuel Jackson (who was misdirected). Go to Full Review
Film Threat 12/06/2005
1/5
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Dumont W 07/14/2024 Phobe. Stimolson made me watch this movie and I'll never forgive him. See more Alec B 01/09/2024 A thoroughly strange noir. The resolution is a bit muddled but before that point the protagonists' instability creates a hallucinogenic atmosphere. You're just never sure what is real. See more 06/17/2022 I lost the count of the times I've fall asleep watching this movie. It is Simply boooring and slug. See more colin m 03/01/2022 ("The Caveman's Valentine", a.k.a "Sign of the Killer") An okay movie. A bit odd. See more 01/13/2022 I really appreciated some of the bigger themes alluded to and explored in this mystery thriller, while some of the dialogue and technical aspects come off cheesy and low budget over twenty years later. Samuel L. Jackson Binge: Similar to the movie as a whole, I really liked aspects of Jackson's character and really disliked others. It was great to see him in a solo lead, and especially as a mentally ill homeless person in the role of the hero. The way in which mental illness was portrayed however, was lazy and cliche, and probably a bigger indictment of the era than the individual writers and actor. *SLJ January #16 See more @MilloTPue 07/07/2020 Between 3 and 3.5 stars. The plot could have finished better, but the good starting point, the mix of the reality and the mind of the main character, and the very good performance of Samuel L. Jackson, create a for-all-the-publics excuse to talk about homeless people. See more Read all reviews
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Synopsis Romulus (Samuel L. Jackson) is a homeless man who dwells in a cave in one of New York City's parks, but was once a promising composer. When a boy is discovered dead on Valentine's Day, everyone assumes he froze to death, but Romulus believes he was murdered by noted photographer David Leppenraub (Colm Feore). He struggles to convince everyone, including his police officer daughter -- but, inspired by hallucinations of his late wife, he eventually gets his chance to crack the case himself.
Director
Kasi Lemmons
Producer
Danny DeVito, Michael Shamberg, Stacey Sher, Elie Samaha, Andrew Stevens
Screenwriter
George Dawes Green, George Dawes Green
Distributor
MCA/Universal Pictures [us], Universal Focus
Production Co
Universal Pictures, Jersey Shore, Franchise Pictures, Arroyo Pictures, Homeless Film Productions
Rating
R (Language|Brief Sexuality|Some Violence)
Genre
Drama
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Mar 2, 2001, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Nov 5, 2019
Box Office (Gross USA)
$687.1K
Runtime
1h 45m
Sound Mix
Dolby SR, DTS, Dolby Stereo, Surround, SDDS, Dolby A, Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio
Scope (2.35:1)
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