Chooch

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Chooch

R

Released Apr 24, 2003

1h 21m

Comedy

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Two New York cousins (Carmine Famiglietti, Joseph Summa) land in trouble after taking a vacation in Mexico.

Anita Gates

New York Times

Chooch is really just an outline for a movie.

Rated: 1/5

Aug 30, 2004

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Lou Lumenick

New York Post

The sort of vanity project that gives amateurs a bad name.

Rated: 0/4

Aug 27, 2004

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Jack Mathews

New York Daily News

It's an earnest affair that looks like a neighborhood project on film (16-mm, in fact, blown up to 35) for someone's anniversary or birthday party.

Rated: 1/4

Aug 26, 2004

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Scott Weinberg

DVDTalk.com

An absolute chore to sit through, unless you happen to come from the same block as the filmmakers, in which case you might produce a few charitable chuckles, just to be nice.

Rated: 2/5

Sep 4, 2005

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Ken Fox

TV Guide

[A] contrived but pleasant enough comedy.

Rated: 2/5

Oct 6, 2004

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Utter badness! And yes, I own it. But I swear we only bought it because of the donkey on the cover. I mean, I like ignorant humor as much as the next guy, but this is definitely pushing it!

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/11/23

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Now, in terms of a "good work of film," Chooch fails in about every single category imaginable. The plot feels like a bunch of scenes from someone's home video collection strung together with little to no thought. The dialogue is ridiculous. The characters are stereotypical and absurd (save the Mayor...he's just absurd). The protagonist is utterly dislikable and burro on the cover is in the movie for 2, maybe 3 minutes. The ending is horrically forced, and Mexicans are portrayed as lazy, moronic pieces of shit throughout the whole film. And it is all of these reasons that make Chooch one of the, if not THE, most unintentionally entertaining thing I have ever watched, right up there with Teen Witch and Matrix III. The Mayor is THE greatest character in any movie. Period.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/18/23

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The film is too personalized to really be effective, a lot of the film would be alien to someone who didn't know these people or their neighborhood. On the plus side, it is a short eighty minutes, and the acting isn't bad at all.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

01/30/23

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stupid watched a little of it

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Audience Member

My dad helped make this movie! Tee Hee!

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

01/20/23

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Synopsis

Two New York cousins (Carmine Famiglietti, Joseph Summa) land in trouble after taking a vacation in Mexico.

Producer: Tami Powers
Distributor: Artistic License
Production Co: Bacchus Films, Fruitbasket Films
Rating: R (Language)
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Apr 24, 2003, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Jan 25, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $30.8K
Runtime: 1h 21m