Christmas on Mistletoe Farm

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Aram R @RT72234243 May 30 A movie completely lacking in seriousness. The performances are over-the-top, and the humor is quite poor. It does not represent the Christmas spirit in any way. The dialogue is weak, the plot is poor, and the soundtrack is awful… a very bad movie in every respect. See more Joel T @Tardog Jan 1 The worst film I have ever seen... how this film got approval and funding is beyond me. I can only imagine the pitch.... Let's make a movie about a recently widowed father at Christmas with five young kids who inherits a farm from his absent father - who he knows nothing about. He works for a cartoon boss in a high pressued job in London and even though he is over worked, stressed out and recently widowed, his boss relies on him to make the big pitch otherwise everyone loses their jobs... and let's make him do it on Christmas Eve. He goes to the farm to get some space to think, but little does he know its full of dysfunctional, idiotic buffoons who over act and play on sterotypes. Let's dress them all in what can only be described as the brightest knitwear you can find at Primark. Then, in a couple days, he falls in love, reliases what life is all about, enjoys Christmas and saves the village (even though the farm is in debt and no explanation given...) Do NOT waste your time. See more Jessica T @Jessiechicken Dec 27 Best Christmas film ever, Beano steals the show. Just wonderful. See more Anysha S @Anysha Dec 23 I couldn’t even tell what was going on, there was barely any plot, unfunny jokes and insufferable, over the top acting. Perfect concoction for a garbage film. Don’t waste your time watching it. See more Helen S @Nerllybird Dec 19 This starts with a father of five preparing five different breakfasts whilst simultaneously making packed lunches. Later he complains to his boss, that he can't actually do his job because he has 'kids to look after.'  But wait! Suddenly he inherits a working farm from the father he's lost touch with, and off they go. It's not long before the children encounter a funny man in the barn.  It's Mr Poppy! Well, no, it's not. Perhaps it's his slightly camp, hilariously wacky twin. Named Beano. The children LOVE him and Dad finds him exasperating, just like Mr Maddens, the teacher in Nativity! It turns out that the family have found themselves in a parallel dimension, where the children milk and feed the animals in broad daylight, in December, before getting to school at 8am. This film is utterly bonkers in the worst possible way - so ridiculous that it must surely have been written in a few hours under the influence of drink, drugs or the promise of a hefty fee. It's dire. Avoid. See more Eizabeth H @iiloveemiselote Dec 3 Insane from start to finish. I fully expected the dad to have a nervous breakdown. Glad he didn't but the possibility of it happening lingered over the whole film like the titular mistletoe on the whole farm. Good fun film for christmas. Why did the dad fake his death? That's the main feeling that has lingered after watching this. At multiple points I collapsed to the floor, emotionally drained and shaken. This did not negatively impact my enjoyment of this film I'd like to make this clear. It did however make me feel a lot better about the stress in my own life because at least I don't have to nurse 3 baby goats whilst 20 knitted jumper wearing strangers yell at me about being a bad father. See more Read all reviews

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