Cocaine Shark

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Kelvin S Greatest movie ever created Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 08/15/25 Full Review Samuel K Honestly, Cocaine Shark is by far the worst movie I‘ve ever watched. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/23/25 Full Review Malice in Wonderland P Beard or no beard. That is the question. Outside shot of the island cabin in the dark of night. Miraculously, it’s daylight when the actor, and I use the term loosely, enters. Continuity is not this film’s strong suit. I’m a low budget shark movie super fan, but this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. No cocaine. No shark. I could produce a better movie using my phone and hiring neighborhood kids to act in it. Just awful. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 06/15/25 Full Review Izzy M If you are a complete cinephile that loves yourself a beautifully shot movie that looks like it has been fully edited on PowerPoint and used only one take for each scene, this spectacular and bootylicious film is for you. Our favorite scenes included: Neil rubbing his hairy belly The spirit of Halloween skeleton with eyeballs edited into a lakeside meadow, and Fuente semi-casually going, "oh, is that the driver?" #1 top favorite fantastical whimsical jaw dropping scene in which fuente painfully excruciatingly gurgles on the floor before it switches to his claymation face melts into a puddle of green goo But to be quite honest and real with the rotten tomatoes community that I hold so dear to my aching heart, this movie was a great step in my journey towards forgiving my dad for going out on the boat that day and never coming back because he also got eaten by a shark, leaving my mother, lizard, and I behind forever. Thank you to everyone who created this movie I want to kiss you on the lips so bad because this sensational movie saved me. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 06/07/25 Full Review Ace S This is one of the stupidest movies I've ever watched, just completely absurd. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 04/17/25 Full Review scarlett p This movie is one of a kind and completely blew my mind on how good it is Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/07/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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