Cockneys vs Zombies

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Claudio C Cockneys vs Zombies (2012) Has Potential to Become a Cult Movie (11,834 – 15 Jul 2025 – by Claudio Carvalho) In London, two workers from a construction company find a catacomb in the site and decide to explore the location looking for treasure. However, they wake up two zombies and are bitten. Meanwhile, the brothers Terry (Rasmus Hardiker) and Andy MacGuire (Harry Treadaway) decide to rob a bank since the retirement home from their grandfather Ray (Alan Ford) will be demolished by the construction company. They team up with their cousin Katy (Michelle Ryan); the deranged war veteran Mental Mickey (Ashley Thomas); and their friend Davey Tuppence (Jack Doolan) and head to the bank. When they are leaving the bank with the stolen money, they discover that they are under siege by the police. Mickey returns and takes two hostages, Emma (Georgia King) and Clive (Tony Gardner). When they leave the bank again, there is havoc created by the zombie outbreak. Now they decide to save Ray and the elders from the retirement home that is surrounded by a horde of zombies. “Cockneys vs Zombies” (2012) is a British horror comedy directed by Matthias Hoene with a great potential to become a cult movie. The plot and the characters are hilarious and there are unforgettable scenes. Mickey shot in the head that has a steel plate is funny. Hamish (Richard Briers) escaping from the zombie in the yard is one of the funniest scenes ever made. There are so many hilarious scenes that it is impossible to list them. My vote is seven. Title (Brazil): Not Available My Blog: https://maniacosporfilme.wordpress.com/ Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 07/16/25 Full Review larrykohut L Cockneys vs zombies. Is a horror / comedy with some action. It's got 3 genre styles into 1 film. It does do a good job for a zombie movie and is entertaining. The storyline of this movie is about 5 or 6 people who end up robbing a bank of 2and a half million dollars. At a bank during a pandemic. Where zombies are feeding the streets. Although there not aware of it at first until two of them hear this on the radio. So they band together to get guns and ammunition and food for supplies. They also want to save there grand pa and his friends. The movie is a decent film . That goes under the radar. This movie isn't rated . But with it's violence and language it should be rated r . Parents guide/ Christian perspective Violence: lots of shooting in this movie against the zombies . Zombie bites a man's arm. Zombies feed off several bodies of humans in this movie. Humans shoot at zombies in the head . In the beginning they shoot them in the stomachs and legs but it doesn't stop them from dying. Humans stabs zombie with a sword and then combines it with another zombie Forceing them both into a wall . Which ends up killing a 3rd zombie on the other side of the wall. Language: several JC words / religious profanities. S words and 1 b word . F words scattered throughout the film. Nudity : none Sex / drug references : none Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/20/24 Full Review Nyormand C C'mon! It's a Zombie movie! But, it's got an entertaining, funny plot. When you're laughing you head off watching an old guy on a walker trying to outwalk the slow zombies and the rest of the nursing home come to his rescue, you can at least enjoy the ridiculous of it all. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/29/23 Full Review Colin M Comedy about zombies in London's East End. But zombies is a tired concept. Rated 1.5/5 Stars •  Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 06/20/23 Full Review Audience Member A daft film that's like a comedy version of the Football hooligan films with the Hammers Zombies fighting in the film for good measure. In this the Zombies for some reason have decided they want to finish off what's left of the Cockney's in East London. I don't know who the villains are as the humans are thieves and thugs whose grandfather knew Ronnie and Reggie(Probably). A decent cast of elderly actors who were possibly featuring in their last production. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 02/25/23 Full Review harri k Not great but good enough for laughs and general entertainment. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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