Cockneys vs Zombies

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Cockneys vs Zombies

Released Aug 2, 2013

1h 28m

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Horror

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A group of east-enders made up of bank robbers and pensioners fight their way out of zombie-infested London.

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Critics Consensus

If you're interested in watching a battle between cockneys and zombies, this is the movie for you.

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Thelma Adams

Yahoo! Movies

Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.

Oct 31, 2013

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Marc Savlov

Austin Chronicle

Cockneys vs. Zombies quickly overcomes its dull-as-death titling and turns out to be the best zombie yuk-fest since Edgar Wright broke new, unhallowed ground with Shaun of the Dead nearly a decade ago.

Rated: 4.5/5

Aug 2, 2013

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Kyle Smith

New York Post

You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?

Rated: 2.5/4

Aug 2, 2013

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Brent McKnight

The Last Thing I See

Haven't you always wanted to see a bunch of cranky, foul-mouthed octogenarians have it out with swarming hordes of the undead?

Rated: B

Jul 9, 2020

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Amie Simon

Three Imaginary Girls

There's plenty of good Zombie-genre jokes in the script - for instance, the fact that an old person using a walker can outrun the slow-moving undead - plus LOTS of splatter.

Mar 2, 2019

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Sarah Gopaul

Digital Journal

This movie is laugh-out-loud funny. British comedy really lends itself to this genre as their dark sense of humour complements the monstrous situations.

Oct 22, 2018

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larrykohut L

Cockneys vs zombies. Is a horror / comedy with some action. It's got 3 genre styles into 1 film. It does do a good job for a zombie movie and is entertaining. The storyline of this movie is about 5 or 6 people who end up robbing a bank of 2and a half million dollars. At a bank during a pandemic. Where zombies are feeding the streets. Although there not aware of it at first until two of them hear this on the radio. So they band together to get guns and ammunition and food for supplies. They also want to save there grand pa and his friends. The movie is a decent film . That goes under the radar. This movie isn't rated . But with it's violence and language it should be rated r . Parents guide/ Christian perspective Violence: lots of shooting in this movie against the zombies . Zombie bites a man's arm. Zombies feed off several bodies of humans in this movie. Humans shoot at zombies in the head . In the beginning they shoot them in the stomachs and legs but it doesn't stop them from dying. Humans stabs zombie with a sword and then combines it with another zombie Forceing them both into a wall . Which ends up killing a 3rd zombie on the other side of the wall. Language: several JC words / religious profanities. S words and 1 b word . F words scattered throughout the film. Nudity : none Sex / drug references : none

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/20/24

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Nyormand C

C'mon! It's a Zombie movie! But, it's got an entertaining, funny plot. When you're laughing you head off watching an old guy on a walker trying to outwalk the slow zombies and the rest of the nursing home come to his rescue, you can at least enjoy the ridiculous of it all.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/29/23

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Colin M

Comedy about zombies in London's East End. But zombies is a tired concept.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

06/20/23

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Audience Member

A daft film that's like a comedy version of the Football hooligan films with the Hammers Zombies fighting in the film for good measure. In this the Zombies for some reason have decided they want to finish off what's left of the Cockney's in East London. I don't know who the villains are as the humans are thieves and thugs whose grandfather knew Ronnie and Reggie(Probably). A decent cast of elderly actors who were possibly featuring in their last production.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/25/23

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harri k

Not great but good enough for laughs and general entertainment.

Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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I'd recommend this movie for those that like humorous, over-the-top violent zombie movies. Just silly fun- with the added bonus of seeing 78 year old Tom Good from Good Neighbors/The Good Life using a sub-machine gun on zombies.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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Synopsis

A group of east-enders made up of bank robbers and pensioners fight their way out of zombie-infested London.

Director: Matthias Hoene
Producer: Marcello Ciorciolini, Mark Lane
Screenwriter: James Moran, Lucas Roche
Distributor: Shout! Factory
Production Co: Kintop Pictures
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 2, 2013, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Sep 3, 2013
Runtime: 1h 28m

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