Cold Meat

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Anthony L Not sure why the bad reviews. I enjoyed the movie, watched alone. Completely caught me off guard and the ending was not predictable. Watch and enjoy. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/02/25 Full Review Sean B Lame, farcical plot. I just wasted two hours of my life. How on earth this gets a 92% rating on this shitshow of a ratings system is beyond me. Note to self: Ignore Rotten Tomatoes ratings. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 04/10/25 Full Review Audience Member This is simple no more than a one star movie and that's pretty generous. I'm even sure they fixed the wrong window! Serious continuity issues! BS!! Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/10/25 Full Review Randall J How in the World did rotting tomatoes give this anything above 50% Yikes ? Always go with viewers! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/25/25 Full Review Chris P This film does a good job at not giving anything away. There were a few surprises and a decent script (with a few incredulous moments) in this tidy little horror movie. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 11/30/24 Full Review Gabriel S In a sea of movies, we often hit hidden gems, most of them pleasant to the eyes. It is common, likewise, that the gem turns out to be just glass after care polishing. Cold Meat starts strong with a great opening scene but lost itself in the long run. This movie is also a great example of false advertising. I had to rewatch the trailer to see if I was not going insane; is it that I completely misinterpreted the trailer altogether? Nope. The trailer advertising and the final cut are completely different stories. That would be fine if the final cut was at least interesting, but it isn’t. Cold Meat starts with a voiceover telling of a legend about bad people and Nature’s justice. Pay close attention to this info because you will only get to see it again by the end of the movie. Then we get to a great opening scene showing huge traits of characters David and Ana, our main characters in this mess of a story. I will give it that the acting is at least good and commendable. This scene is the only good thing about this story, like chewing a sweet gum that ends up spilling spicy pepper sauce all over your taste buds. The rest of the movie takes place in one setting without much happening, which would turn out interesting if the psychological aspect had better details. The dialogue is just plain and boring, not enough to keep us hooked. And yet, I persevered. I endured because I’m that person, I wanted to see the end of the tunnel. Turns out the light was a freight train coming my way. 90 minutes of downhill uninteresting plot points until a huge, unexpected Ex Machina, one that, although kinda foreshadowed, just comes out of nowhere, a cheating player or a breaking bug in a software. Had the movie used its own advertised premise as the main theme for the story, I think Cold Meat would have better chances. As it is, I can’t see a valid redeeming factor about this story. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 09/03/24 Full Review Read all reviews

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