Cold Storage

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Audience Member Although the storyline was stupid as hell I was still interested for some reason. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 01/18/23 Full Review Audience Member Meh. It was a big rip-off of "Misery," with a few minor changes to the story. The acting was done poorly, and I really don't see what this movie had to do with "Cold Storage." I don't even know why it's called Cold Storage, it really has nothing to do with the film. But the cover does make it look more eerie, and suspenseful, and the killings were actually pretty descent, so I'm going to give this film a chance. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/16/23 Full Review Audience Member Not scary, no suspense, bad dialogue. One of the worst movies that I have ever seen. If you are into just seriously stupid movies this is it. It did have some dark comedy moments but I doubt it was always intended. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 02/06/23 Full Review Audience Member I liked this. Nice and creepy. The synopsis is inaccurate, though. He doesn't put her in the freezer until near the end, and that's to hide her from her sister when she comes looking. This, of course, after the corpse is stolen and raped by a gross homeless guy. Rated 2.5/5 Stars •  Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 02/27/23 Full Review Japes . This movie is so boring. Not really sure why everyone is giving it a 90%, maybe compared to most movies it's better, but seriously? The pacing for this movie is so off. It's a lot of talk and a little show. It's just dialogue after boring, uninspired dialogue. There's just scenes and scenes of people sitting there doing nothing but talking. It's amazing how much these poorly developed characters have to say. Like SHUT UP DAMMIT! Blah blah blah blah they talk a lot and they talk slow. Completely lost my interest. They don't even talk about anything interesting. The amount of unnecessary dialogue made this movie go by soooo slowly. Nothing even happens until the 45-50 minute mark. The whole movie was so anticlimactic. There was no suspense whatsoever. The characters were so underdeveloped; they had no personality at all. It would've been great to have a deep back story on some of them, but nope. There was kind of a back story with Clive, but not much. Not worth watching. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 05/01/11 Full Review Audience Member I like horrors like these with crazies, lol. Not much blood in this one, but there was some worst things in it that made me gag. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 02/26/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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