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Cryptic

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Eight people from various reaches of London's underworld meet in a crypt under an old church to guard a coffin. However, nobody seems to know what the contents of the coffin are - not even the man who bought it off the internet.
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Charles S I don't know how the trailer for this made it look like there was a plot. The first dozen or so minutes I could suspend my disbelief, but looking back even that didn't make sense with full context and was ridiculous confined to the tiny set. At least some of the cast could act though. Rated 2.5 out of 5 stars 08/11/25 Full Review Eric M Great movie! Can't believe that no one knows about it, yet all the streaming services stream tons of unwatchable movies that have more reviews than this. Rated 5 out of 5 stars 09/11/24 Full Review Col W This is different! Comedy thriller in a similar vein to Lock Stock and Smoking Barrel and Snatch crossed with criminals and suspected vampires all locked up together in a crypt. What's not to like Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 10/06/23 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis Eight people from various reaches of London's underworld meet in a crypt under an old church to guard a coffin. However, nobody seems to know what the contents of the coffin are - not even the man who bought it off the internet.
Director
Freddie Hutton-Mills
Producer
Freddie Hutton-Mills, Bart Ruspoli
Screenwriter
Freddie Hutton-Mills, Bart Ruspoli
Genre
Comedy, Horror
Original Language
British English
Runtime
1h 33m
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