Fairhaven

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Alana J Thank the gODs for "fast forward"! I grew up in Fairhaven, Massachusetts, and I don't remember it sucking this much. Want to make a GOOD movie about Fairhaven? Try focusing on the 70's and 80's. A time of the "union wars", the town official that tried to divert the police so his brother could bring in a boatload of pot, the "New Bedford highway murders", the cop that held a store employee in her store because she wouldn't hive him a replacement for an OLD radio, the cop that beat up a truck with a baseball bat, and many others. That would be a movie that I would love to watch! Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 05/28/24 Full Review Audience Member Not bad, not great. Familiar storyline, decent acting, nothing ground breaking. Rated 3/5 Stars •  Rated 3 out of 5 stars 02/11/23 Full Review Audience Member One sentence summary: Skip this film unless you like self-important feel bad comedies. Jon, a former high school football star returns home to the small fishing village of Fairhaven, Massachusetts. He was an arrogant, useless jerk in high school, and returns a failed, arrogant, useless jerk. We start with layer upon layer of cliché. Will there be any evolution, or is this just another fouled up, self-regarding 'feel bad comedy'? Dave is back from Arizona to talk to old friends and catch up with his mother. Jon is trying to get into something new, perhaps writing. He arranges to quit his fishing job as soon as he can find a replacement. He's in two kinds of therapy. The obligatory drunken barroom and getting high scenes are just as boring as one might expect. Jon, Dave, and Sam are not any better at it than any one else. Sam has stayed in Fairhaven (as opposed to Jon and Dave), has gotten married, had a daughter, got a divorce, and dealt with the break up. Nobody seems to be any happier than anyone else. The funeral for Dave's father was nicely awkward. The ending was flat, rather like the rest of the film. Scores Cinematography: 10/10 Exceptionally lovely shooting, especially the exteriors. Depth of field is shallow for the interiors to isolate the character to focus on, showing a nice level of control. Framing and color saturation are great. Sound: 8/10 Occasionally the music was blaring. Acting: 4/10 The performances are all too often from the 'smile, show how cool you are' school of non-involvement. Boring, non-engaging. Screenplay: 4/10 Stupid premise, bad execution, boring; not aided by immature actors. Rated 2/5 Stars •  Rated 2 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Audience Member Pot smoking and bro angst. Boring and self-indulgent. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/17/23 Full Review Audience Member Glad it was an iTunes $.99 rental because I couldn't even get halfway through, it was so bad. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/20/23 Full Review Audience Member Fairhaven was brilliantly acted, unpredictable, and leaves you wishes you had more opportunity to follow the characters. Highly recommended! Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 01/13/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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