Goat Story

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Lillian S TRAUMATIZING. DISTURBING. For a bad movie night, me and my friend decided to watch this movie because of the Kurtis Conner video on it. We should’ve heeded his warning. Terrible and dirty looking animation and character design… the protagonist and his goat being WAY too close for comfort….comically large boobs with nails and lettuce…. the flashing of children’s *****…BOMBASTIC SIDE-EYE. We had to skip to the end because it was so bad and got traumatized even further. Worst. Movie. Ever. Rated 1/5 Stars •  Rated 1 out of 5 stars 03/11/25 Full Review caleb b great big old goat gooty Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/27/24 Full Review Annie B This is an absolute cinematic masterpiece. Katy’s bodacious tits brought the entire movie together, There were so many attractive ladies like Matthew and Katy and the ball of pubes with feet. Seriously, I would ride Matthew’s nose all night 🤪. The only down side was that pick me ass goat that was trying to humble Katy smh 😒. Besides that, this movie was an inspiration to me and many. This masterpiece made me see the world differently and brought me so much happiness. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 07/27/24 Full Review Alex S not good nor a childrens movie, none of it made sense to me and it was not children friendly for obvious reasons, watch it yourself. (dont, it's better if you live without watching this movie.) Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/07/24 Full Review Harlow P This cinematic masterpiece has gotten me through many things such as my parents divorcing me, my dawgs dying, and the elf on the shelf taking a dump on my pillow. The two years since I've first watched this movie franchise I have started to recite the words of it as a bible, so far I have made many followers that have shared the same interest that we see the one guy that makes the deal with the devil that looks like he belongs in a boy band is most likely a divine goddess and so far we have spread the gospel of the goat story far and wide. The church of Goat Story welcomes all with warm arms and we're definitely not a cult. My favorite character was the ball of hair with legs, he was so relatable in the fact I keep balls of my ass hair in my closet. I love this move and I hope you do too. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/07/23 Full Review Katherine R This movie is the most well written and beautifully, voluptuously, animated movie I have ever seen. After the day I watched this movie, every single night Jesus Christ comes to my bed every night and sings me a lullaby to sleep. My cardboard cutout of Katie watches over me while I sleep, eat, get changed, and everything I do I am blessed of the female god herself's presence. "God is a woman" Ariana grande said, and it's Katie from goat story. All of my school assignments and work essays are dedicated to my love for goat story. This movie is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/03/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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