God's Petting You

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God's Petting You

2022

1h 40m

Crime

Drama

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A heroin addict falls in love with a struggling sex addict, and together the pair hatch a plan to steal a small fortune from a porn star.

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Leslie Felperin

Guardian

Treats addiction as if it’s all a bit of a lark and that the therapeutic community – like the woman who runs Charlie’s self-help group – is way too judgmental, man.

Rated: 2/5

Apr 11, 2023

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Rich Cline

Shadows on the Wall

The movie plays addiction and murder as just a bit of a lark, and it's also amusing without actually being funny, entertaining without being likeable.

Rated: 3/5

Jun 20, 2023

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Edward Porter

Sunday Times (UK)

... Its glib attitude to its characters’ addictions is tiresome, and the general level of inspiration is low.

Rated: 2/5

May 1, 2023

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Andrew Murray

The Upcoming

[R]arely amusing but always bizarre.

Rated: 2/5

Apr 24, 2023

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Alex Clement

HeyUGuys

God’s Petting You is a quirky and indulgent film that leaves you questioning your own moral beliefs and sanity. This always entertaining film has the potential to be powerful in its message for those out there who need to listen.

Rated: 4/5

Apr 24, 2023

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Jennie Kermode

Eye for Film

Whilst the dark comedy here generally hits the spot and the characters are quirky yet believable, God’s Petting You doesn’t really have enough substance to justify its running time.

Rated: 2.5/5

Apr 26, 2022

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KB B

I thought this was entertaining, quirky and funny. It's substantially better than I expected considering the tepid reviews. It's definitely worth the watch.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

02/13/24

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Pat M

Carries you along in spite of yourself, every moment. The characters charm and engage you from the start, losers though they may be, and you want their ought-to-seem-grim schemes to work out for them.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

10/15/23

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Philip R. G

This is a wild ride! Reminiscent of early Guy Ritchie - in a great way.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

05/09/23

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Charlie

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Synopsis

A heroin addict falls in love with a struggling sex addict, and together the pair hatch a plan to steal a small fortune from a porn star.

Director: Jamie Patterson
Producer: Dominic Machan, Jamie Patterson, Henry Summers, John Summers
Screenwriter: Jamie Patterson
Distributor: Cranked Up Films
Production Co: Jump Start Productions, Quarry Films
Genre: Crime, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Apr 21, 2023
Runtime: 1h 40m

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