Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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Michael S An absolute steaming pile. Dialogue was recorded on an old 1993 Deluxe Talkboy, that was left in a leaky garage since 1993. I’ve had farts that instilled more fear in me. Any amount would be more than this movie achieved. Actors writers and a director who have maybe never seen a movie before, clueless and inexperienced in equal measure. Should have turned it off and refunded the rental within the first 10 minutes. If you’re looking for a really bad movie to enjoy for high-caliber junk food entertainment and campy cliches, go watch literally anything else. You will find no joy here. I should have spent the time cleaning my shower drain or grinding my eyes out with a power sander (a more creative torture method than anything the villains in this movie enact) I think the extent of the training anyone on screen had was to have acting described to them from a book once quickly before filming began. A train wreck of the highest order that can’t be bother to make sense, or be absurdly nonsensical in an entertaining way. Go outside and touch grass instead. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/27/24 Full Review Barry L I like it but quite violent but a cool idea! Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/23/24 Full Review Jenna C A fun but violent edition of the beloved classic. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/11/24 Full Review Elliot W A cool concept executed quite well turning it on its head quite literally especially with some graphic scenes. But a mix between The Strangers and The Purge with its own take on the famous story and Goldilocks was very dark. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/08/24 Full Review Amy D A good version of the story a little slow at first but the ending is violent and dark. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/07/24 Full Review Amy J Did my Friday night double movie night watched this and then Trap! This new edition was dark for sure and kept me also entertained and liked the style they did but quite graphic in places. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/06/24 Full Review Read all reviews

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