Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

2024

1h 23m

Horror

Mystery & Thriller

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When a group of friends arrive at the wrong address for their annual reunion vacation, they find themselves in the middle of nowhere. Desperate, they break into a house only to discover it belongs to psychotic killers dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

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Isaac H

A cool Watch and crazy kills in this one! I like the fact Goldilocks is insane in this movie and way better than what we were expecting.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

06/15/25

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Kevin J

Absolute garbage. Extremely annoying constant giggle, terrible acting, goldilocks slithers around like a snake with irritating head movements, grenade bear throwing helicopter arms for the entire movie, zero effort to fight back.. just an endless list of suck.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

06/13/25

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Sally W

A dark version of the classic tale although quite violent in places. A slow start ends up being full action and mayhem we really liked it!!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

05/29/25

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Frank S

Was actually really good. Goldilocks was crazy in this and did not expect the direction they went. The ending was slick I have to say!

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

05/10/25

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Paula W

Pretty cool but very violent in places.

Rated 4 out of 5 stars

04/20/25

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Isaac W

Bought the Blu Ray for 20 bucks not bad a decent new version.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

03/30/25

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When a group of friends arrive at the wrong address for their annual reunion vacation, they find themselves in the middle of nowhere. Desperate, they break into a house only to discover it belongs to psychotic killers dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Director: Craig Rees
Producer: Craig Rees
Screenwriter: Craig Rees, Craig Rees
Distributor: Atlas Distribution Company
Production Co: Rees Dragon Productions
Genre: Horror, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Sep 13, 2024
Runtime: 1h 23m

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