Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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Isaac W Bought the Blu Ray for 20 bucks not bad a decent new version. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/25 Full Review Peta T Pretty cool some good ideas and a slower start but then goes full crazy at the end. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/25 Full Review Lincoln D The plot, revolving around a psychotic Goldilocks and menacing bears, is thin and poorly developed. Performances are universally weak, with actors delivering wooden and lifeless portrayals that fail to make a good horror movie. The first hour or so is very slow, the plot is an incoherent mess, with the story progression leaving us confused about how events unfold. The pacing is also slow, turning a short story into an endless slog. Horrible special effects, acting and Goldilocks shouldn't have been used as one of the killers, she should have been the main character. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/04/25 Full Review Audience Member There is no way the ratings are thiis good (72% at the time of this writing). This is first year film student project quality. Horrible edits, virtually no dialog (long, awkward pauses instead of dialog) story progression that leaves you wondering how tf you got to any given point and audio that sounds fan dubbed and a main character that is completely ineligible because of a mask. Seriously I have no idea what goldilocks said. Eastern block accent recorded with a 2nd Gen iPhone mic from 20ft away while speaking is already muffled behind a mask. Anyway seriously, this is trash. Get really, really wasted before watching. Edit: I read the other reviews. The good ones are clearly paid for, written by AI or Indians. This is neither gory nor violent, both things they all mentioned. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 03/29/25 Full Review Clare B This new Goldilocks horror movie is actually very disturbing and more graphic than I expected. The Goldilocks character has been changed into a sadistic psycho and the irony is it actually works really well. The movie just feels off in a way you feel uncomfortable throughout. The start is obvious slower to build the characters and then when Goldilocks appears it goes very dark indeed. The ending did surprise me I will say that. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 03/24/25 Full Review Mary D A cool version of this famous story done in a very dark tone. Dime really graphic violence towards the latter half of the movie be warned. Rated 4/5 Stars •  Rated 4 out of 5 stars 03/23/25 Full Review Read all reviews

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