Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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Derek P The new Goldilocks horror stated a quite slow but delivered the goods by the end. Quite violent I have to say. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 10/29/24 Full Review Michael S An absolute steaming pile. Dialogue was recorded on an old 1993 Deluxe Talkboy, that was left in a leaky garage since 1993. I’ve had farts that instilled more fear in me. Any amount would be more than this movie achieved. Actors writers and a director who have maybe never seen a movie before, clueless and inexperienced in equal measure. Should have turned it off and refunded the rental within the first 10 minutes. If you’re looking for a really bad movie to enjoy for high-caliber junk food entertainment and campy cliches, go watch literally anything else. You will find no joy here. I should have spent the time cleaning my shower drain or grinding my eyes out with a power sander (a more creative torture method than anything the villains in this movie enact) I think the extent of the training anyone on screen had was to have acting described to them from a book once quickly before filming began. A train wreck of the highest order that can’t be bother to make sense, or be absurdly nonsensical in an entertaining way. Go outside and touch grass instead. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 10/27/24 Full Review Barry L I like it but quite violent but a cool idea! Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/23/24 Full Review Jenna C A fun but violent edition of the beloved classic. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/11/24 Full Review Elliot W A cool concept executed quite well turning it on its head quite literally especially with some graphic scenes. But a mix between The Strangers and The Purge with its own take on the famous story and Goldilocks was very dark. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/08/24 Full Review Amy D A good version of the story a little slow at first but the ending is violent and dark. Rated 3.5/5 Stars •  Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 09/07/24 Full Review Read all reviews

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