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Goldilocks and The Three Bears: Death and Porridge

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When a group of friends arrive at the wrong address for their annual reunion vacation, they find themselves in the middle of nowhere. Desperate, they break into a house only to discover it belongs to psychotic killers dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
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Sally W A dark version of the classic tale although quite violent in places. A slow start ends up being full action and mayhem we really liked it!! Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 05/29/25 Full Review Frank S Was actually really good. Goldilocks was crazy in this and did not expect the direction they went. The ending was slick I have to say! Rated 4 out of 5 stars 05/10/25 Full Review Paula W Pretty cool but very violent in places. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 04/20/25 Full Review Isaac W Bought the Blu Ray for 20 bucks not bad a decent new version. Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/25 Full Review Peta T Pretty cool some good ideas and a slower start but then goes full crazy at the end. Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 03/30/25 Full Review Lincoln D The plot, revolving around a psychotic Goldilocks and menacing bears, is thin and poorly developed. Performances are universally weak, with actors delivering wooden and lifeless portrayals that fail to make a good horror movie. The first hour or so is very slow, the plot is an incoherent mess, with the story progression leaving us confused about how events unfold. The pacing is also slow, turning a short story into an endless slog. Horrible special effects, acting and Goldilocks shouldn't have been used as one of the killers, she should have been the main character. Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 04/04/25 Full Review Read all reviews
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Synopsis When a group of friends arrive at the wrong address for their annual reunion vacation, they find themselves in the middle of nowhere. Desperate, they break into a house only to discover it belongs to psychotic killers dressed as Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Director
Craig Rees
Producer
Craig Rees
Screenwriter
Craig Rees, Craig Rees
Distributor
Atlas Distribution Company
Production Co
Rees Dragon Productions
Genre
Horror, Mystery & Thriller
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Sep 13, 2024
Runtime
1h 23m
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