Hookers In a Haunted House

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Audience Member Alex (Leslie Culton) tells a man in drag news reporter of how her and her two hooker friends spend a night in a haunted house with their Johns. How do you pad out a no budget film, why lengthy stripping, reused footage, and footage from "The giant Gila Monster" of course. Whoever compared this Derk to the glorious 80's B-movies of lore, needs to have their head examined, as this is strictly bottom of the barrel fare. The jokes are all horrible.And besides, one of the three girls playing Hookers doesn't disrobe, and another looks like she has the whole Tupperware arsenal on her chest, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. That leaves just one girl, Jenny Wallace, who is decent looking. Retromedia DVD Extras: a few extra stripteases from plastic jugs (Leslie Culton) My Grade: F Eye Candy: Jenny Wallace and Leslie Culton both go topless, but only Jenny shows more Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/23/23 Full Review Audience Member I haven't seen this movie, but it sounds brilliant. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 02/19/23 Full Review Audience Member I was expecting this movie to be hilariously bad. Sadly, it's just bad. Very, very bad. Bad acting, bad writing and incredibly slow pacing, not to mention extreme use of padding (in the form of the same two unattractive women stripping in many, many seemingly unending scenes). Stay away. Far, far away. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 02/03/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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