Horse Camp

Audience Reviews

View More

08/10/2020 Me thinky this is Dean Cain's best performance since his leading role in The Pelican Brief. Not to give too much away, but Horse Camp is set in an alternate reality in which horses have overtaken man as the predominant mammal on Earth, and humans are used for work, entertainment, and bartering. Kathy (played by Lemanuel Glewis-Jabracki) is a local resistance leader who is eventually captured by a patrol of angry thoroughbreds. This movie is actually the prequel to The Postman, and you should definitely have known that already. Anyway, Kathy falls for a dashing horse officer, Colonel Boople Stilpy (voiced by Marlon Brando) and the two try to escape to a deserted island. Horse Uber-Commodore Kastalope Dzhamskahzle (voiced by Dean Cain) wants none of that and sends a search party that consists of half-wolf, half-snake hybrids that the horses created in some lab or something. The flick ends with Kathy and Colonel Stilpy electing to overdose on glab pills (horse version of meth) instead of fall captive to Commodore Dzhamskahzle's horse troops. Long story short, if you don't think this is the greatest movie ever produced up till 2014, then you're probably a psychopathic piece of trash. See more 03/20/2015 the digital copy will not work on your tablet See more Read all reviews

Horse Camp

My Rating

Read More Read Less WRITE A REVIEW EDIT REVIEW POST RATING