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Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

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Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill! When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.
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While not as innovative as its title, Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person offers a dark-ish comedic take on a teen love story between misfits that renders a strangely sweet bite.

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Cath Clarke Guardian All round the film has less bite than you’d expect. But it’s stylishly shot by first-timer Louis-Seize, a bit reminiscent of an early Jim Jarmusch movie with its deadpan sense of humour, never trying too hard, just a little bit too cool for school. Rated: 3/5 Oct 9, 2024 Full Review Lauren Coates Chicago Reader This French vampire dramedy may not be groundbreaking, but its strong leads and dry humor make it well worth watching. Jul 10, 2024 Full Review Rendy Jones RogerEbert.com A charming, dark, comedic romp for a new generation that is a welcoming new branch to the vampire cinema tree. Rated: 3/4 Jun 22, 2024 Full Review Rachel Wagner rachelsreviews.net a charming horror comedy Feb 9, 2025 Full Review Cheryl Eddy io9.com While Sasha and Paul are delightful to spend time with, the real joy of Humanist Vampire is how Louis-Seize manages to craft such a unique story, even while drawing on so many familiar tropes from different genres. Feb 7, 2025 Full Review Maitland McDonagh MaitlandOnMovies (Substack) Paul and Sasha are two not-quite adults who neither click with their peers nor want to grow up to be their parents, and the film captures the sweet but not oblivious tone of [filmmaker John] Hughes at his best. Jan 20, 2025 Full Review Read all reviews

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Kevin Hilarious and original! Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 06/29/24 Full Review Anton Best movie of the year so far Rated 5 out of 5 stars 06/22/24 Full Review Audience Member Wonderful and a breath of fresh air! It’s a wonderful “coming-of-age dark comedy vampire horror” film. Thoroughly enjoyed it and loved that the relationship between the two protagonists feels romantically platonic and it being kept that way adds to its charm. The cinematography of it is amazing, the set design is cool, the characters are fleshed out, and it’s hilarious without trying too hard or being pretentious. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 01/24/25 Full Review K V It's not a best movie but good movie though...Fun watch...! Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 12/24/24 Full Review Alex K I appreciate the unique idea on a generically one dimensional thought when it comes to vampire content. it also provided a plot that you're unsure where it will end up, and it came together nicely. It touches on a lot of moral topics, but I'm unsure how deep it actually gets into any of them. Although it is categorized as a teenager, vampire, romance type of movie, I would consider it a dark comedy with a touch of heartfeltness. I have already recommended it to a few friends. Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars 12/10/24 Full Review Richard L Extremely stylish and well-shot, hitting just the right atmosphere for a film like this, Humanist Vampire is much more than just a 'vampire themed teen romance'. In fact, it's not all that vampire themed, and not all that romantic. But it's all the more memorable for it. The ending is slightly disappointing for its Hollywoodism, but that can't put a damper on things. Rated 4 out of 5 stars 12/04/24 Full Review Read all reviews
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Movie Info

Synopsis Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill! When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.
Director
Ariane Louis-Seize
Producer
Jeanne-Marie Poulain, Line Sander Egede
Screenwriter
Ariane Louis-Seize, Christine Doyon
Distributor
Drafthouse Films
Production Co
Art et essai
Genre
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Horror
Original Language
Canadian French
Release Date (Theaters)
Jun 21, 2024, Limited
Runtime
1h 30m
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