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      I Hate Valentine's Day

      PG-13 Released Jul 3, 2009 1 hr. 38 min. Romance Comedy List
      19% 26 Reviews Tomatometer 28% 25,000+ Ratings Audience Score Genevieve (Nia Vardalos), a florist, and Greg (John Corbett), a restaurateur, are relationship-challenged. Genevieve avoids the pain of a broken heart by never going out with a man more than five times, and Greg has a string of disastrous relationships behind him. Though Greg agrees to Genevieve's five-date rule, neither he nor Genevieve can predict the romantic sparks that fly when they get together. Read More Read Less

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      This boilerplate comedy lacks ingenuity or humor and features mediocre dialogue that sounds less like conversation and more like stand-up shtick.

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      Wønder W The acting was horrible these two did better 100+++++% In Greek fat Wedding the acting here in i Haye valentines day was disgusting and me and my mom were screaming at TV why are you doing so badly! Def want my money back. DO NOT WATCH ITS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. TERRIBLE ACTING AND JUST RAUNCHY Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/03/24 Full Review steve d The actors obviously have chemistry but the story is nonexistent, the characters unsympathetic. Rated 2 out of 5 stars 03/30/23 Full Review Audience Member This was bad, like so bad. The performances were so odd, uncomfortably so and the plot was just so cliched. Its so bad they used comic sans for the store sign for the restaurant one of the characters opened. Rated 1 out of 5 stars 01/27/23 Full Review A S It’s a pretty good movie Rated 4 out of 5 stars 12/14/23 Full Review Audience Member I enjoyed some of the humour in MBFGW so I thought I might get a few laughs from this movie. Wrong!. Nia & John have good synergy but this movie lacked a decent story and a strong supporting cast to add character to their roles. It was indeed mediocre and very disappointing. Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars 01/30/23 Full Review panayiota k I love me some Nia Vardalos. Of course it's stupid and predictable. Now grab some chocolate and go watch this feel good movie! Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars 03/31/23 Full Review Read all reviews Post a rating

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      Joy Tipping Dallas Morning News It's like eating a plain Hershey's bar on that supposedly most romantic day of the year. It may soothe your sweet tooth for a brief bit, but you'll still be longing for Godiva. Rated: 3/5 Jul 10, 2009 Full Review Lisa Schwarzbaum Entertainment Weekly A charmless rom-com about an exhaustingly vivacious florist. Rated: C- Jul 10, 2009 Full Review Ben Lyons At the Movies I found it to be really one note. This is not authentic modern courtship. Jul 6, 2009 Full Review Kevin Carr 7M Pictures This movie is so poorly written, with inexplicable characters making ridiculous choices, and the dialogue is simply cringe-worthy. Rated: 1/5 Jul 31, 2012 Full Review Kam Williams NewsBlaze A big fat Greek flop! Rated: .5/4 Jul 10, 2009 Full Review S. Jhoanna Robledo Common Sense Media Uninspired romcom is no My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Rated: 2/5 Jul 6, 2009 Full Review Read all reviews

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      Synopsis Genevieve (Nia Vardalos), a florist, and Greg (John Corbett), a restaurateur, are relationship-challenged. Genevieve avoids the pain of a broken heart by never going out with a man more than five times, and Greg has a string of disastrous relationships behind him. Though Greg agrees to Genevieve's five-date rule, neither he nor Genevieve can predict the romantic sparks that fly when they get together.
      Director
      Nia Vardalos
      Executive Producer
      Dominic Ianno, Michael Gallant
      Screenwriter
      Nia Vardalos
      Distributor
      IFC Films
      Production Co
      Blue Star Pictures
      Rating
      PG-13 (Some Sexual Content)
      Genre
      Romance, Comedy
      Original Language
      English
      Release Date (Theaters)
      Jul 3, 2009, Limited
      Release Date (Streaming)
      Jan 25, 2017
      Box Office (Gross USA)
      $10.1K
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