I Love You... Don't Touch Me!

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I Love You... Don't Touch Me!

R

1997

1h 26m

Comedy

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Friends (Mitchell Whitfield, Meredith Scott Lynn) advise an aspiring Los Angeles singer (Marla Schaffel) searching for the perfect man.

Susan Stark

Detroit News

Rated: 3/4

Jan 1, 2000

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Film Threat

Rated: 2.5/5

Dec 6, 2005

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Greg Malon

Filmcritic.com

Rated: 4.5/5

Oct 1, 2005

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Emanuel Levy

EmanuelLevy.Com

Rated: 2/5

Jul 3, 2005

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Brandon Judell

Critics Inc./America Online

This woman is so grating, so self-absorbed, and so without a sense of humor, you can't be sympathetic to her self-inflicted chastity. Katie deserves to be alone. Sadly, she's wound up on the screen.

Jan 7, 2003

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Film Threat

Rated: 2.5/5

Dec 8, 2002

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Kind of quirky, funny!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/10/23

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Audience Member

I hated the main character intensely. Clearly written by an idiot.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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pretty funny run-of-the-mill romcom with a guilty jewish twist.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/11/23

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hmm... why can't she see mr. Right has been next to her all these while? but i guess girls dream...

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/13/23

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Audience Member

This was big Sundance hit. Great performances, hilarious dialogue, and some really awesome original songs, has the feel of a female Woody Allen movie. RECOMMEND HIGHLY

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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This romantic comedy film was good that fair male and female points dealing with shifty lookin relationships. It had ok'ish characters with average acting that had some funny moments.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

02/02/23

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Julie Davis

Director

Marla Schaffel

Katie

Mitchell Whitfield

Ben

Meredith Scott Lynn

Janet

Michael Harris

Richard Webber

Darryl Theirse

Jones

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Synopsis

Friends (Mitchell Whitfield, Meredith Scott Lynn) advise an aspiring Los Angeles singer (Marla Schaffel) searching for the perfect man.

Director: Julie Davis
Producer: Julie Davis
Screenwriter: Julie Davis
Production Co: Big Hair Productions, Westie Films LLC
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Sep 30, 2018
Box Office (Gross USA): $55.2K
Runtime: 1h 26m
Sound Mix: Surround