Yes Nurse! No Nurse!

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Yes Nurse! No Nurse!

2002

1h 40m

Musical

Comedy

LGBTQ+

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The feisty owner (Loes Luca) of a rest home deals with a litigious neighbor (Paul R. Kooij) and a thief (Waldemar Torenstra) courting her daughter.

Lou Lumenick

New York Post

A campy, brightly colored musical comedy based on a popular '60s Dutch sitcom that's unlike any other film out there.

Rated: 2.5/4

Oct 29, 2004

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Stephen Holden

New York Times

This nonsensical Dutch movie musical rides on the dubious assumption that camp and infantilism are the same thing.

Rated: 1.5/5

Oct 28, 2004

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Ed Park

Village Voice

Styles range from cabaret to barbershop to toe-tapping bubblegum, and the rainy-day serenade at the start nods Cherbourgward, with a soupon of Low Countries sass.

Oct 26, 2004

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Stephen Rebello

The Advocate

An amiable, gumdrop- colored, frenetically campy -- if ultimately exhausting -- musical fantasy.

May 27, 2022

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Christopher Null

Filmcritic.com

Sweet and innocent to a fault, the wild tangents the movie takes us on ultimately feel strange for the sake of being strange

Rated: 3/5

Dec 28, 2004

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Marta Barber

Miami Herald

Yes Nurse, No Nurse is fun -- if you get into its groove.

Rated: 2.5/4

Oct 29, 2004

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Audience Member

Loes Luca's greatest movie role ever, entertaining in this musical-comedy for all ages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, so funny, original, and a little crude.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

01/24/23

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Audience Member

This was the last film I watched with Alan at the Landmark Theater in Royal Oak, Michigan, one week before his untimely death. I remember that everyone was smiling and laughing as they left the theater. I have watched it again since then, just because it's a really funny, quirky film. In the Netherlands it would probably get a G rating. In the U.S.A., I'm not so sure. Enjoy!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/10/23

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Audience Member

It's zany and campy. I love it! Has a fine cast and good songs. It's terribly funny at times, too. Totally worth owning!!

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/22/23

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Audience Member

Less weird than expected, mostly fun, a little slow.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

01/25/23

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Audience Member

This was the last film I watched with Alan at the Landmark Theater in Royal Oak, Michigan, one week before his untimely death. I remember that everyone was smiling and laughing as they left the theater. I have watched it again since then, just because it's a really funny, quirky film. In the Netherlands it would probably get a G rating. In the U.S.A., I'm not so sure. Enjoy!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/10/23

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Audience Member

This movie warmed that little strange place in my heart where I hold my love for Dutch nurses and crazy scientists. Light-hearted musical so quirky that I couldn't stop laughing.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/21/23

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Pieter Kramer

Director

Loes Luca

Sister Klivia

Paul R. Kooij

Neighbour Boordevol

Paul de Leeuw

Wouter

Tjitske Reidinga

Jet

Waldemar Torenstra

Gerrit

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Synopsis

The feisty owner (Loes Luca) of a rest home deals with a litigious neighbor (Paul R. Kooij) and a thief (Waldemar Torenstra) courting her daughter.

Director: Pieter Kramer
Screenwriter: Frank Houtappels, Pieter Kramer
Production Co: Bos Bros. Film & TV Productions
Genre: Musical, Comedy, LGBTQ+
Original Language: Dutch
Release Date (Streaming): Mar 13, 2017
Box Office (Gross USA): $12.5K
Runtime: 1h 40m
Sound Mix: Dolby SRD

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