Jersey Shore Massacre

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Jersey Shore Massacre

R

2014

1h 28m

Comedy

Horror

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10 Reviews

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Friends (Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli) become the prey of a deranged serial killer in the New Jersey pine barrens.

Robert Abele

Los Angeles Times

There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.

Aug 22, 2014

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Dennis Harvey

Variety

As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.

Aug 22, 2014

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Ben Kenigsberg

New York Times

Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.

Aug 21, 2014

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Dustin Putman

TheFilmFile.com

Distinctly unimaginative in its third act but competently made nonetheless, "Jersey Shore Massacre" should divert viewers under the right circumstances. Otherwise, this is pretty disposable fare.

Rated: 2/4

Aug 25, 2014

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Jeffrey Lyles

Lyles' Movie Files

Brutal even by B movie standards, making for one of the longer 88 minutes no viewer should ever be forced to have to endure.

Rated: 0/10

Aug 25, 2014

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Kam Williams

Baret News

While the film fails to break any new ground in terms of the splatterflick genre, it's still entertaining enough to recommend, provided you have a strong stomach for vivisection and Italian stereotypes

Rated: 2/4

Aug 17, 2014

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Greg S

So bad it's good. What a comedy!

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

04/03/24

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Audience Member

This movie is incredibly entertaining, very funny B movie. Bigfoot did a good job as Egdar and Proy. Good movie it's all pretty and shiny it is.

Rated 3.5 out of 5 stars

02/18/23

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Audience Member

The only good thing about this movie is that it makes you hate the characters so you are happy when they die. Bad acting. Bad story. Bad special effects.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/23/23

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Audience Member

i must say this movie is TERRIBLE. So terrible I love it!!

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/12/23

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Audience Member

Any movie laughing at date rape and domestic violence is NOT ok in my book, not to mention the fact that every single character in Jersey Shore Massacre is a terrible person! The only thing remotely positive in this trash, is an amusing cameo by Ron Jeremy.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/12/23

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Audience Member

The tag line sells it. 'Your Not The Only One Who Wants The Dead.' Other than that you get a fairly standard stalk and slash film that offers little in the way of surprises and brings nothing fresh to the genre. The fact that almost all the characters are so deeply unlikeable doesn't help you one way or another. You want them to die but get little pleasure from their eventual demises.

Rated 1.5 out of 5 stars

02/08/23

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Paul Tarnopol

Director

Danielle Dallacco

Teresa

Angelica Boccella

Dina

Giovanni Roselli

Tony

Chris Lazzaro

Freddy

Nicole Rutigliano

Joanne

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Synopsis

Friends (Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli) become the prey of a deranged serial killer in the New Jersey pine barrens.

Director: Paul Tarnopol
Producer: Teri Tarnopol
Screenwriter: Paul Tarnopol
Rating: R (Nudity|Brief Drug Material|Language|Graphic Bloody Horror Violence|Sexual Content)
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Jul 22, 2016
Runtime: 1h 28m

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