Jurassic Shark

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BRizz 2 Jurassic Shark & Jurassic Shark: Aquapocalypse are, without a doubt, two of the most god-awful movies I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. To be honest, Reali seems to have a gift for releasing or showcasing some of the worst films ever made on their streaming platform. The director in both films felt completely disinterested—like they were phoning it in, or maybe forgot they were making a movie altogether. I’m not even convinced there was a budget. The acting? Abysmal. The writing? Practically non-existent. And just when you think it couldn’t get worse, the editing and cinematography hit you with another layer of “what the hell is this?” Even the location scouting was a mess—bland, uninspired, and clearly last-minute. I honestly have to ask: what were you thinking when putting this together? These aren’t just bad movies; they’re career-ending disasters. I get that everyone has to start somewhere, but if this was anyone’s big break, it probably broke more than it built. This is what happens when a time-friendly film is slapped together with no heart, no effort, and no shame. Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/31/25 Full Review Cristian J This movie is somehow worse than the new megamind movie Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 07/26/24 Full Review Marshall C Aside from a certain adult website, this incredible picture (less so it’s subsequent sequel) is Canada’s best export, and a lesson in how to enrich a viewer’s life through thoughtful lessons about aquatic safety, and the beautiful synchronicity between us and finned creatures worldwide. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 05/28/24 Full Review Vegito 1 JURASSIC SHARK?! Megalodon's weren't born in the Jurassic Period, they went extinct 20M years ago not 65, this is just stupid as the sequels Rated 0.5/5 Stars •  Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars 01/31/24 Full Review Jacob R ITS FIRE NGL 🔥 😫 😩 😍 🤧 😭 🔥 😫 😩 😍 🤧 😭 🔥 Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 12/31/23 Full Review Groolzer M Masterpiece. Loved the lesbian couple. I sobbed heavily in the theatre and left crying. Rated 5/5 Stars •  Rated 5 out of 5 stars 10/31/23 Full Review Read all reviews

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