Jurassic Shark 3: Seavenge

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Lazarus D Oct 6 Para empezar, que se supone que se trata está película? Desde un comienzo nos muestran una cinematografía ampliamente pésima por no decir, terriblemente cancerígena para la vista humana, por un instante sentí tanta envidia de los ciegos quienes tienen la bendición y la gracia de Dios de no haber presenciado toda esta porquería de película, el simple echo de ver las pésimas actuaciones de los personajes, el pésimo trabajo de doblaje, hicieron que por un reeplanteara mi vida por completo. La muerte de los personajes y la entrada de estos cuyos puntos fundamentales fueron sacados del mismisimo tartaro me hacen cuestionar la "creatividad del director", argumentos completamente huecos vacíos por no decir mediocres, el trabajo de "CGI" parecía que estaban echos apenas el apogeo de este, honestamente sigo pensando en que por qué decidí ver está película y no quiero ni llegar imaginar las otras películas pertenecientes a esta trilogía, es una burla total al mundo cinematográfico. Saludos. See more TheMovieSearch R @TheMovieSearch Oct 1 Jurassic Park 3: Seavenge was just as bad—if not worse—than the rest of this so-called trilogy. Honestly, this might be one of the worst adaptations of any kind of monster film I’ve ever seen in the cinematic world. It’s not just disappointing; it’s insulting. I can’t believe I sat through all 3 of these movies, especially after how appalling the first one was. By the time I got to Seavenge, it felt less like a finale and more like punishment for committing to the series. The CGI work—or lack thereof—is laughable. Calling it CGI is even being generous. The shark looked like a cheap animated sticker that was lazily slapped onto the film reel. At times, it felt like they literally green-screened in a cartoon and hoped no one would notice. There’s a scene where the shark is supposed to be attacking a man, and you can clearly see it’s nothing more than a plastic toy with someone’s hand inside, making it “chomp” like a hand puppet. For a movie that pretends to be part of the Jurassic lineage, this was beyond amateur. And the acting? Absolutely atrocious. Every performance felt either overblown or completely disengaged, like the cast didn’t even want to be there. Dialogue was wooden, reactions to the shark attacks were unconvincing, and instead of horror or suspense, you’re left laughing at how bad the delivery is. It’s one of those films where you constantly question what exactly the director was aiming for, because none of it comes together in any way that makes sense. What’s even more frustrating is the total lack of excitement. There’s no suspense, no atmosphere, no reason to care. These films don’t just fail at storytelling—they fail at basic entertainment. I kept hoping there would be at least one redeeming moment, some kind of tension, or even a halfway-decent action sequence, but there’s nothing. Seavenge is the cinematic definition of empty noise—a trilogy closer that not only fails to satisfy but makes you wish it had never been attempted in the first place. See more Dexter M 02/27/2024 JURASSIC SHARK 3 BABY!!!?!?! Where to even begin haha. My name is David Mackleberry . My Spanish wife Gloria recently left me and I began beating my children, but this movie has brought a new life into my light. I love love LOVE adderall, but this movie is BETTER than adderall!! Would reccomend.! :) See more Fernando N 11/27/2023 First half was lame. But after Sharkenstein appeared of nowhere, you had my attention. See more Matiu B 09/15/2023 yes i actually watched all of this, all the way though and no i won't be watching the first 2, but james (schaffrillas productions) and adam (diamondbolt) i think i get it now, these low budget, stupid, stock video filled movies, are some of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen and i cried of laughter like 5 times. i swear some of the water scenes were filmed in a pool 💀 See more Carla G 07/01/2023 This was so bad. I love syfy movies and this isn't even close. I can't believe they trick you into thinking these movies would be as good of quality as syfy ones. The acting is not natural except for maybe a couple people. It's like people using phone cameras to video only not a good phone cam either. The shark graphics are awful. Please syfy bring back Saturday movies! See more Read all reviews

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