Keith Lemon: The Film

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Keith Lemon: The Film

2012

1h 25m

Comedy

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Keith (Leigh Francis) invents a phone with a light-up lemon on it and he becomes rich. He move to Hollywood and lives a celebrity lifestyle while he dates Kelly Brook.

David Jenkins

Little White Lies

We came to this film with the hope of surfacing with a few burnished comic pearls from down, down in the lowest common denominator depths. But we came back with nothing.

Rated: 1/5

Aug 29, 2012

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Cath Clarke

Time Out

Career lows all round, then?

Rated: 1/5

Aug 28, 2012

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Guy Lodge

Variety

[Lemon's] execrable film debut ... suffers from reverse Norma Desmond syndrome: He's still small, it's the picture that got big.

Aug 25, 2012

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Jason Best

Movie Talk

Full of nauseatingly puerile penis-enlargement and bodily fluid gags, the film pads out its mercifully brief running time with witless cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff, Jedward, Jason Donovan, Peter Andre and several Spice Girls.

Rated: 1/5

Jan 10, 2013

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Christopher Tookey

Daily Mail (UK)

In some inner circle of Hell, this movie will be for ever playing.

Rated: 0/5

Sep 6, 2012

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Graham Young

Birmingham Mail

The emphasis on cheap sex is pitiful. The illustrative use of bangers and mash beyond infantile.

Rated: 0/5

Aug 31, 2012

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r 9

I enjoyed the early years of Celebrity Juice, Keith Lemon's other role, but this film is extremely poor.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

03/31/23

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Audience Member

I haven't laughed this much since my mother was diagnosed with terminal cancer shorty before passing away.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/19/23

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Audience Member

An unfunny horrible movie. Jack.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Audience Member

An unfunny horrible movie.

Rated 0.5 out of 5 stars

01/29/23

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Audience Member

To be honest, it was the worst film ever. Keith Lemon is ok for TV but not for the big screen. Kelly Brook was D list. It's not funny at all. Holly and Fearne should have a bigger part. Overall, rubbish.

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

02/10/23

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Audience Member

Lemon by name lemon by nature

Rated 1 out of 5 stars

01/19/23

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Paul Angunawela

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Leigh Francis

Keith Lemon

Laura Aikman

Rosie

Verne Troyer

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Kelly Brook

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Synopsis

Keith (Leigh Francis) invents a phone with a light-up lemon on it and he becomes rich. He move to Hollywood and lives a celebrity lifestyle while he dates Kelly Brook.

Director: Paul Angunawela
Producer: Mark Huffam, Aidan Elliott
Screenwriter: Paul Angunawela, Leigh Francis
Production Co: Generator Entertainment, Northern Ireland Screen, Molinare Studio
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Runtime: 1h 25m