Kill Her Goats

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Hyrule B @RT00895547 Jul 13 This movie had potential to be a good homage to 1980s slasher films. It started off strong with a great opening kill scene. It feels like there might have been an actual movie buried somewhere in there, but: the choice to hire actresses based on their physical attributes rather than their acting ability; the poor cinematography and/or directing choices; and scenes / story beats that make little to no sense turned this from a "B" movie to simply a bad movie. . . I am in no way a prude, so have zero issue with nudity in film (regardless of gender), but that nudity has to make sense in the story of the film. This movie just seemed to want to show off naked or half-naked women for no other reason than it could. . . As far as story goes, once we finally get to it, it seems that our main character, Audra's, brother in law has decided to kill off his in-laws and his wife, in order to get their inheritance (we don't know he's the killer until nearly the end of the movie). If done right, this could have been a good story. However, there is also some random subplot about an ex-boyfriend sneaking goats into the house to mess with Audra (again, we don't know he had anything to do with this until nearly the end), and for some unexplained reason, one of the women staying at the house has an odd dream where she wanders around a cemetary half naked and, eventually, gets drowned in the dream by a "Goatface" killer. But, there is no plot relevant reason for this dream or for the character to know about the Goatface killer, nor does her in dream death have any relation to her actual movie death... which happens off screen and seems to involve her getting slashed up in her sleep. . When Audra, essentially our final girl, shows up to find her sister is now there, having also been attacked, and that one of the Goatface killers is/was her sister's husband (we never find out who the other killer is; yes there were two), the sister who he just attacked stops Audra from hacking up his wounded body, despite him having just attempting to kill her and admiting that he killed her father. Then, rather than call the police, Audra finishes off her wounded friend and attacks the ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend while they are coming to check on her (they had just found the body of one of the killers, who Audra had killed). Somehow Audra had known these two were behind the goats rather than the two killers wearing goat heads. Why did our final girl turn into a crazy killer? Who knows, the plot was so vague and had so many things that didn't make sense. This movie did have one saving grace, however. I got it for free with a better movie: Fog City. See more Sadeen M @RT06443656 06/26/2024 … If I could give it 0 stars I would. Worst movie I have ever watched in my life. Doesn’t even make sense. Everyone is naked. Like what? Acting was worse than horrible. Don’t watch it unless you want to commit suicide. See more pelen23 @RT09121968 09/07/2023 is it a spoof? no. it is satire? no. a truly bad film and wasted opportunity. See more Clifford R @RT24947366 06/10/2023 The movie had a good deal of potential but was sorely lacking the plot-integrated sex scenes that would have further developed the characters and made them more personable to the audience. I didn't really care or connect to anyone on the show. Had they interjected some Boy-Girl lust and passion scenes to bolster the plot prior to the first kills the movie would have been more enjoyable. Hope the sequel has made the necessary changes. See more deathjudas @Lukas84 05/22/2023 A good old Slash Movie witch makes lot of fun, you also get some boobs 😉 See more Read all reviews

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