Kindergarten Cop

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Kindergarten Cop

PG-13

1990

1h 51m

Comedy

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In this action-comedy, unusual circumstances find big, brawny cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to apprehend major drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), as well as his ruthless accomplice and mother, Eleanor (Carroll Baker). While pretending to be a kid-friendly instructor, Kimble falls for pretty fellow teacher Joyce Palmieri (Penelope Ann Miller) as he battles both unruly children and dangerous bad guys.

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Critics Consensus

Arnold Schwarzenegger substitutes his action brio with some refreshingly adept comedic timing, but Kindergarten Cop is too grim for children and too cloying for adults.

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Variety Staff

Variety

09/26/2007

A mish-mash of violence, psycho-drama and lukewarm kiddie comedy.

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Kim Voynar

Empire Magazine

09/26/2007

3/5

With a heart of purest mush, Kindergarten Cop still manages to be generally entertaining.

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Geoff Andrew

Time Out

06/24/2006

If Reitman's film gets closer than most to covering the bases, there remain huge gaps in plausibility and a romantic subplot any ten-year-old could tell you is just plain icky.

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Richard Freedman

Newark Star-Ledger

Dec 30

1.5/4

Apart from the violence Crisp's trail leaves in his wake, there's much else to disturb youngsters watching "Kindergarten Cop."

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Allison Rose

FlickDirect

02/05/2024

4/5

Kindergarten Cop was one of Schwarzenegger's more diverse roles to date, showcasing the actor's talent in more than just action sequences.

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Rene Jordan

El Nuevo Herald (Miami)

12/01/2022

The film, rather insubstantial that it almost doesn't exist, distracted me for an hour and a half. [Full review in Spanish]

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Leia E

@Gopisc 3d

This movie is really weird watching it now as an adult. The child characters are dehumanised to some degree. The main character is praised for his teaching methods but is someone who threatens a child with violence, shouts at children, and trains them like dogs. While there are some funny moments, a lot of the films humour relies on having children say or do inappropriate things. We shouldn’t celebrate lazy joke writing or normalise sexual content regarding children.

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Elliott L.

@GreenBeans Mar 1

Classic. I mean it’s your typical Arnold movie. Some funny scenes, old school- feel good movie. Good one to watch when you had a long weekend or night and you need some love in your life.

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Glenn

@Grappler Oct 19

I thought it was alright, all phases of the movie

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Richard R

@RT24133542 Aug 30

If you don't like this movie there is something wrong with you. It should be at 99 percent tomato score. Obviously you have a bunch of apathetic abysmal folks whose favorite movie is The Human Centipede. The kids are funny the woman cop is funny the principal and whereas it may not be perfect ultimately it has a heart and in a heartless spectra of crapola movies I'll rewatch this and Shawshank and regret watching 99.9 percent of everything else. Even tomato darlings

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Shaun R

@Shaun666 Aug 29

Enough action and comedy to pass as a decent enough family film.

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Rylie B

@RT51292646 Aug 27

thanks for the heart attack

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Ivan Reitman

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

Detective John Kimble

Penelope Ann Miller

Joyce Palmieri

Pamela Reed

Detective Phoebe O'Hara

Linda Hunt

Miss Schlowski

Richard Tyson

Cullen Crisp, Sr.

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Synopsis

In this action-comedy, unusual circumstances find big, brawny cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to apprehend major drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), as well as his ruthless accomplice and mother, Eleanor (Carroll Baker). While pretending to be a kid-friendly instructor, Kimble falls for pretty fellow teacher Joyce Palmieri (Penelope Ann Miller) as he battles both unruly children and dangerous bad guys.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Producer: Ivan Reitman, Brian Grazer
Screenwriter: Murray Salem, Herschel Weingrod, Timothy Hyde Harris
Distributor: Universal Pictures
Production Co: Universal Pictures
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Dec 21, 1990, Original
Release Date (Streaming): Jun 15, 2012
Box Office (Gross USA): $88.6M
Runtime: 1h 51m
Sound Mix: Surround, Dolby SR

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