Lesbian Vampire Killers

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Lesbian Vampire Killers

R

2009

1h 26m

Horror

Comedy

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Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.

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Critics Consensus

Lesbian Vampire Killers stakes a claim to niche British humor, but ultimately succumbs to dreary twaddle.

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Deborah Ross

The Spectator

It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

Aug 29, 2018

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Paul Byrnes

Sydney Morning Herald

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

Rated: 3/5

May 21, 2009

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Jake Wilson

The Age (Australia)

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

Rated: 1/5

May 21, 2009

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Eddie Harrison

film-authority.com

…these are ancient, outdated British comedy traditions as if Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz never happened; ie it’s sexist, witless, misogynist garbage…

Rated: 1/5

Sep 15, 2024

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Nikki Baughan

Roll Credits

Lesbian Vampire Killers is not big, it's not clever but, if you take it in the spirit in which it's intended... it can be quite funny.

Rated: 2.5/5

Oct 29, 2019

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Dennis Schwartz

Dennis Schwartz Movie Reviews

Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.

Rated: C

Oct 28, 2016

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Knotty G

Boobs n' blood brain candy for a Saturday night mindless fix.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

07/04/25

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mark g

Entertaining and more than a little amusing. Not sure why some people are down on it, unless they don't like hot chicks.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

10/27/24

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Gunnar Q

Way,way better skill of production than the movie deserves. Jenna St. Claire, my movie buddy, noticed the soundtrack and mentioned "wow!" Turns out it's the London Philharmonic! You know, the Star Wars London Philharmonic. Somebody's dad or uncle must work at the Philharmonic and owed them a favor. Sets, costumes, lighting, everything looked great. It has some laughs, lots of boobs (but that's a price I'm willing to pay). It was stupid escapism, which I needed, and it worked. Won't bother watching again, but it was okay once.

Rated 3 out of 5 stars

07/04/24

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Tony C

Brilliant film, just switch off your brain and watch. Great film for a winter evening.

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

04/20/24

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Steve D

Fun idea but it's star isn't good enough to pull it off.

Rated 2 out of 5 stars

10/09/23

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Audience Member

It was great to watch with friends especially since our expectations were low. Sad that there is no sequel

Rated 5 out of 5 stars

02/04/23

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Synopsis

Two best buddies (James Corden, Mathew Horne) encounter a nest of beautiful Sapphic bloodsuckers.

Director: Phil Claydon
Producer: Steve Clark-Hall, Angad Paul
Screenwriter: Paul Hupfield, Stewart Williams
Production Co: Momentum Pictures, AV Pictures
Rating: R (Language|Horror Violence|Sexual Content)
Genre: Horror, Comedy
Original Language: English
Release Date (Streaming): Aug 10, 2016
Runtime: 1h 26m
Sound Mix: Dolby Digital

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